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Hiya. In case you don't know, or are incredibly forgetful, I'm Connor, or McGamer, or Zaber Guard, or Desmond Rotte, Or Ducae, or....well, I have a lot of aliases. Blame the Alliance, the Canadian Border Patrol, and Dharma.

So, information 'bout me goes here, right? Lets see here... I'm a sophomore in High School (aka. the 7th level of hell), too tall for my own good, addicted to video games, drawing, occasionally writing, and good music. I'm an apsiring (and failing) artist, I love anything unique and obscure, and hate with every fiber of my being the dumbasses of the planet. The fiery wrath of anceint, dark gods is the only solution for those folk.

ANYWAY feel free to poke around here, look at the pretty avatar, leave a comment, whatever. Enjoy the Show!

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Patented Insanity

Me, a bottle of bourbo-*ahem* I mean Yellow Gatorade, and shameful amounts of sugary snacks. This was the result


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hollychu

Report | 02/10/2009 3:04 pm

hollychu

Your avatar looks very sophisticated. User Image
hollychu

Report | 12/22/2008 2:46 pm

hollychu

Meh.
Standing x Ovation

Report | 12/21/2008 10:59 am

Standing x Ovation

i agree, your avatar is pretty spiffy. :]
Melonious

Report | 12/04/2008 5:43 pm

Melonious

XD No! I wouldn't do that to you. I was just an angry child who was overwhelmed by Kevin because it was too much sensory input. In one of the reports on my behavior when I was little it said, "If there is too much sensory input, Melanie may punch someone in the face"

Completely serious. Those reports were really funny. But I feel really bad about doing all that to Kevin; I think he's more of a man for it, but I really was just awful to him. Taking care of him now is my apology for being the bain of his existence back then. =__=



...my feet smell.

lol, they never smell. But wow. They really smell.

Must be the new shoes...XD



Yeah. I'm not a lazy s**t by choice really. I can't run; my legs are too short and fat, I get no speed and I have too much social anxiety to run in groups. I used to play tennis competetively. Then I did gymnastics. Then I did dance; ballet, tap, jazz, theatrical and hip hop. Then I did karate. None of it really worked out. Tennis would have, but I was getting bullied by a bigger kid and I was much younger; much more frightened, and I dropped it. :/

Then I moved onto water sports; I tried water skiing = FAIL, sailing = EXERCISE FAIL, diving = couldn't overcome fear of heights, swimming = FAIL (I'm too spastic XD XD)...but I was really, really, really good at knee-boarding. It's like skiing, just on your knees; no buckles or straps, you just have to have really good control of your body and good arm strength. I could do flips and s**t, going like 40. lmao, it was awesome. However, I grew into sea sickness and now I don't go on boats. =___= FAIL

Anyway, after that I just didn't play sports. I love competitive badminton, though. I'm good at that.

That's how I've come to the conclusion that I'm just not an athletic person... =__= I am doomed to be out of shape PHOAREVUR
Melonious

Report | 12/03/2008 1:25 pm

Melonious

XP



Yeah, I catch your drift. Sex = good Smiles = good, meaning Sex = Smiles

: D : D : D



>~< Sorry if I hurt you, I didn't mean to.

Sometimes I underestimate my actual strength; I'm so tiny, I always think I'll be weak...but apparently I'm actually pretty strong. ^_^



Track must suck. I would never do track. I suck at running, my endurance is pitiful and it's WINTER TRACK. THAT EQUALS BAD DECISION-MAKING SKILLS.

lol

Do you guys still have to do that weird humping exercise? XD
Melonious

Report | 12/01/2008 4:07 pm

Melonious

XD lol

You are, Connor, you are too badass for this site.



I did so much cleaning when I came home...and...I'm exhausted.

I smiled a lot today also, so my face is all sore.

=__=



ISAWYEWTEWDAI

IGLOMPDYEW

OYAI
Melonious

Report | 11/30/2008 6:53 am

Melonious

XD Yeah.

I keep my avies month by month usually.

This one is SUPER BADASS ...but I want the demonic anklets AND the blue alien tattoo to complete it in its awesomeness...

however, I am poor. User Image

Drunk Bad a** with a Knife is dangerous.

You're posing a terrible threat to the rest of the Gaian community.
Melonious

Report | 11/29/2008 3:03 pm

Melonious

Not much. Planning out my new avie. It's pretty hot, but I can't afford one of the items and it's making me cry. User Image
Melonious

Report | 11/29/2008 7:58 am

Melonious

Bonjour, mon ami

Comment as-tu?
Evil_Childxxx

Report | 11/19/2008 6:52 pm

Evil_Childxxx

no because my brain doesnt melt

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