twilight

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you know your obsessed with twilight when.......

1. You start going up to random people telling them you want an Edward.
2. You think your next door neighbor looks like Edward.
3. You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them.
4. You've read the series at least 5 times.
5. You think anyone who hasn't read the series is seriously deprived.
6. When you see a box labeled "Forks", you think there's something important from Forks, Washington there.
7. The series has ruined any and all future reading for you.
8. You break up with your boyfriend because he doesn't glitter in the sun like Edward does.
9. You did you high school essay on vampires.
10. You get depressed because if the series was real, you'd be like just another Jessica to Edward.
11. You've decided to name your future kids after characters in the books.
12. You've made the Swans, the Cullens, and the Blacks on the Sims.
13. You think you're falling in love with Edward.
14. You wish you had a friend like Jacob.
15. You went to the plastic surgeon to see if you could get a heart shaped face and bigger lips.
16. You will now only read books with black and red on the cover.
17. You practice your snarling.
18. You get gold colored contacts.
19. And deep red colored contacts.
20. You try going a week without sleeping, to get a hint of what it would be like to be a Cullen.
21. You boyfriend and your pet names for each other are "lion" and "lamb."
22. You buy a silver Volvo.
23. You run away from anyone with crazy red hair.
24. You don't like anyone named Victoria.
25. You convince yourself vampires are real.
26. You convince yourself you're turning into a vampire.
27. You call your cat Emmett because he attacks things.
28. Linkin Park is your new favorite band.
29. You once wanted to be tan, but now you want to be really, really pale.
30. Topaz becomes your new favorite gem.
31. Your whole wardobe only consists of designer clothing.
32. You ask the curly haired blonde doctor at the hospital if his name is Carlisle.
33. You now love mushroom raviolli.
34. You hate ballet studios.
35. You took the bed out of your room and donated it.
36. You try to control your thoughts in case Edward might hear them.
37. You have the sudden urge to go cliff diving.
38. You buy a wolf and name it Jacob.
39. You get mad at all the other vampire books because they all make vampires seem bad.
40. You learn to play Clair de Lune on the piano.
41. Your favorite website relates to Twilight or Stephenie Meyer.
42. You move to a town where it rains every day.
43. You get mad when Jacob tells Bella he's in love with her.
44. You read Chapter 20: Compromise in Eclipse over and over again.
45. Your mom starts crushing on Edward.
46. Your favorite composer suddenly becomes Debussy.
47. You take track just to be able to run faster.
48. You boyfriend gets jealous because you talk about Edward so much.
49. You hope they decide to make a Twilight video game. If not, you'll make one yourself.
50. You give yourself a moonshaped scar on your right hand.
51. You pass out at the sight of blood.
52. You hope you almost die, just so one of the Cullens can change you into a vampire.
53. You wish you had cold, hard skin.
54. You wish your dad was like Charlie.
55. You get jealous when your friend's mom is named Esme.
56. You sign all your letters/e-mails as Isabella Swan.
57. You wear a thick red ribbon around your neck.
58. You countdown the days until the release of the movie.
59. You only listen to the music on Stephenie Meyer's MySpace.
60. You break your finger on purpose.