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Location: El Centro, CA

Birthday: 07/17/1979

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Welcome to FartMart! Where he who smelt it dealt it!

So... Everything in my store is here because A) I need the money, or B) I have too many of them. In either case, please help me out by buying something. Thanks! heart


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I'm both completely uninteresting and positively riveting. I'm not going to decide for you which has a higher tendency of attractiveness, so HAH! wink

My donation policy: I donate as I see fit. 3nodding Donating to me doesn't guarantee a donation back, and begging me will likely cause me to ignore you. If you received a donation from me that was somewhat random, that just means that I'm following my policy! lol heart


I'm gone from Gaia indefinitely; I don't know when I'll be back. But I certainly plan on coming back. I miss you all. And yeah. sad

But life's been fun the past year (? I think it's only been a year... feels like forever!) or so... Hopefully things will be better soon! biggrin

The Klein Bottle Limerick

From The Space Child's Mother Goose

Three jolly sailors from Blaydon-on-Tyne
They went to sea in a bottle by Klein.
Since the sea was entirely inside the hull
The scenery seen was exceedingly dull.

Lovely, Lovely People

The following kind souls have earned a special place in my heart by bestowing upon me gifts. heart While I don't make a point of begging for gifts (I prefer working for my stuff), I do appreciate them. Especially when they're random! 3nodding heart

If you are named in the following list and wish not to be, please PM me and you will be an "Anonymous Benefactor". heart

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Ugly, Ugly People

The following people have shamed themselves and deserve to be laughed at. 3nodding

optimistic_person408—Sent me the following PM, in reference to a Marshmallow Snowman which I put in the MP at a slight discount below most of them:
can i have ur mashmellow for free pleaese i need it badlyy yyy gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk
Our dear optimistic friend has fewer than a half-dozen posts, so earning gold is certainly not a high priority for this Gaian! Based on what is being worn at the time of the PM, I really doubt that this item needs to be gifted! Besides, I reward eloquence, if anything, anyhow! This person fails to capitalize, punctuate, spell properly, or be more than the slightest semblance of polite.
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Please don't send me any PMs, post replies to me in threads, or leave comments in my commentbox which would give me reason to put you into the Hall of Shame! Thanks for being a worthwhile person!


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What's a Journal? wink

I'm not a big fan of bloggy-things, but eh. Maybe I'll find something to write about that won't bore the living bejeezus out of the average Gaian… (I think I've managed to fail spectacularly on this goal. Any ideas on a better description? :lol:)

This comic... Follow the link and discuss…

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thistle7 Report | 04/16/2009 9:15 pm
am I reading this right, did you actually log on to gaia in February of this year??? Good god man where are you?
JoeEuphonium Report | 04/12/2009 8:37 am
Hey matt...Thinking about you lately. Hope your doing well. *huggles*

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Infernus Angelus Report | 12/24/2008 12:30 pm
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Un très, trés joyeux Noël à toutes et à tous !


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A very, very Merry Christmas to all !

Missie_Mousie Report | 07/16/2008 3:05 pm
Hey sweetie!


Hope you have a fabulous day xxx
Terrrra Report | 07/16/2008 8:26 am
Happy Birthday!
thistle7 Report | 04/26/2008 5:58 pm
missing you terribly. never got a response to my last email, and now I am getting quite worried about you sweety...
Infernus Angelus Report | 02/29/2008 10:27 pm
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Where have you been Matt ? Been missing you in the guild ...
Missie_Mousie Report | 02/21/2008 3:14 pm
Hey Matt!

I haven't seen you in a while - I hope everything has worked out ok with you and 2008 is going smoothly!!

Hopefully will get to catch up sometime soon when we're both not busy!

Take care xxxx
pretty leela Report | 01/26/2008 10:06 pm
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i've missed you! i've been away for quite a while, but you still haven't come back... User Image hope things are good! *BIG BIG huggle*
Virtuellement Votre Report | 01/19/2008 3:27 am
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Hug fight !!!

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Happy Hallowe'en, Gaia!

Happy Hallowe'en, Gaia! 3nodding heart

I'm an entrant in the AGA Beauty Pageant!

My profile is stale. I'll get to updating it when I make it back to Gaia. heart