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Last Login: 04/16/2021 12:07 pm

Registered: 10/30/2008

Gender: Male

Location: Florida

Occupation: Miracle Aligner


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25 | Florida | Soccer hooligan | Scuba Enthusiast | IG | FF14
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Just going through the steps to make my life better and achieve my dreams. Met and lost a lot of good people on the way here, and I'll never forget that. Anyway, just hit me up in PMs, or leave a comment if you like —I'll get back to you when I can.
"Don't look back in anger."

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute cookies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Portugal.



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