MATT DAMON
I am MattDamon66 and my mother was a hamster and my father smelled of elderberries. This resulted in me, a half human, half hamster abomination, a scourge upon the face of the earth. My goal in life is to eat as many sunflower seeds as my belly can hold and then leave adorable droppings all over the place. If you have sunflower seeds give them NAO! Or else your house is high on my list of where to leave adorable droppings. Also I don't have AIDS.
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