Mirror mirror on the wall,
who's the kvltest of them all.
YOU'RE A DAMNED KIND CAN'T YOU SEE,
THAT THE WINDS WILL CHANGE.
"Don't let your memes be dreams"
"POTATO KNISH" (Bitte tötet mich)
Ah, the Ciderlord.
This specimen is a metal cancanning, slav squatting, feline glorifying, Jon Stewart worshipping, troubleshooting hobbit.
Coffee pumps through his slavic veins.
Should you befriend him, you will find his new allegiance like a beacon in the night.
But do not underestimate him! For his mixtape sets churches on fire, and whilst angered he resorts to the law of "beating a ******** with another ******** Abscondickus