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Gender: Male
Birthday: 01/21
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Fire Emblem
Chapter 5: Beyond the Borders
Narrator: Sain is talking about girls… Again…
Sain: So then I said, “Hey baby, what’s up,” and then…
Lyn: Ugh… How much more of this do we have to endure?
Narrator: …When a bunch of bandits show up!
Kent: Are you kidding? It’s been bandits, bandits, bandits, ever since we started! Why can’t we fight Nergal?
Nergal: *Appears* You will be nice additions to my collection… of QUINTESSENCE!
Kent: Err… Never mind.
Nergal: *Disappears*
Bug: *Magically appears* Ha! I won ‘Worst Name Possible’ two years in a row!
Glass: *Magically revives himself from the dead* Man, I thought my name was bad…
Tactician: Uh, isn’t Glass dead?
Glass: Party pooper! *Dies… Again*
Sain: Well, we can take you, bad name or not!
Wil: Sparky, you’re filming this, right?
Sparky: Uh… Sure, dude.
Florina: Eep! *Is shot down by an arrow*
Narrator: Anyways, Erk and Serra were…
Erk: You are an inescapable void of evil.
Serra: Thank you! Let’s go get in some trouble!
Erk: You know what’s really weird? My hair is purple.
Serra: That made no sense! Hey look, an Archer is coming to shoot you!
Archer: *Comes to shoot Erk*
Erk: *Gets a critical hit on the Archer, who is still standing although he has no health*
Archer: I did it! I cheated death!
Erk: o_O
Serra: O_o
Narrator: Now back to Lyn…
Lyn: Why does it always come back to me? Why can’t it ever come back to Tactician?
Writer: Go to a happy place…
Tactician: Hey! Go talk to those people for no reason! *Points to Erk and Serra*
Lyn: I know what I’m doing, you moron! *Talks to Erk and Serra* Please join our group and fight these poorly named bandits!
Serra: Wowie! That Archer is alive and dead at the same time!
Lyn: …Uh…
Erk: Serra, be quiet. I don’t want to be your escort anymore.
Lyn: …Hello…?
Serra: You’re just a big meanie, Erkie-Werkie!
Erk: What in the world did you just call me?
Serra: Erkie-Werkie!
Erk: Uh…
Serra: *Notices Lyn for the first time* Hey! Can we join your group?
Erk: No!
Lyn: Uh, okay… What’s the deal with that Archer?
Archer: I cheated death!
Wil: Alert the press, Sparky! I can see the headlines now: “Archer Cheats Death”!
Sparky: You got it, boss! *Alerts press*
Bug: What’s going on? When can I hit you with my axe?
Press: *Drives up in a van, running Bug over*
Bug: No…fair… *Dies*
Press: *To Archer* Are you the miracle bandit?
Archer: Why, I guess I am!
Wil: I discovered him first! We’ve already got a record deal in the works, and he’s writing an autobiography!
Dorcas: I’m flying, Jack!
Kent: Hey! That was a movie quote, not a video game quote!
Miracle Archer: Hey! Pay attention to ME, not them!
Press: *Is paying attention*
Sparky: *Is eating a burger*
Florina: *Is unconscious*
Lyn: *Is annoyed*
Serra: *Is annoying*
Erk: *Is thinking about how his hair is purple*
Sain: *Is talking to a girl*
Kent: *Is not struck by lightning*
Dorcas: *Is weird*
Nergal: *Is not there*
Narrator: *Is watching American Idol*
Writer: *Is writing*
Tactician: *Is obvious*
Wil: *Is counting money that isn’t his*
Glass: *Is dead*
Bug: *Is deader*
Miracle Archer: Thank you! Now, as I was saying- *A leaf falls on him* Huh? *Dies*
Wil: That was lame…
Narrator: The press then left. After a little convincing from Sain, Serra and Erk permanently joined Lyn. Where will there next destination be, now that they have entered Lycia? Only the writer knows!
Lyn: Do you always have to do this?
Narrator: Yes. Now be quiet.
MMMM. Butterbeeeeer!
Hey Erkal.
Yo Erkal!
Trainer!
You are an idiot!
I am a dream that will never exist.
This is my
favorite kitty.
Mr. Bear! n.n
Being bored
is just an excuse
for wanting to think.
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