Welcome foolish mortals to the Haunted Mansion. I am your Host..your Ghost Host. Your cadverous palor betrays an ora of forboding. Almost as though you sence a disquieting metamorphosis. Is this haunted web page actually stretching or is it you imagination. And consider this dismaying observation, this web page has no windows and no doors, which gives you this chilling challenge...to find a way out Muhahahaha of course there is always my way!