Life Of A Plumber
Mama Mia. What-a can I say about-a me?Well, I guess I'll-a start with my Name.
"*ITS-A ME! MARIO!!!*"
Im an Italian Plumber from Brookeland.
It-a all started a while back with-a me and my brother Luigi.
We were working on the Plumbing-a system and somehow fell
down a Warp Pipe and-a ended up in the Mushroom Kingdom.
When we arrived, we were-a asked by small people that-a
looked like mushrooms *Mmm, Mushrooms* to save the
Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, Peach Toadstool,
from-a the Evil King Bowser Koopa.
At first, we-a couldnt believe it.
Princesses, Kings, Mama Mia, were-a we in the Renaissance?
My-a brother Luigi was-a scared out of his mind!
He was-a worried about how to get home.
Then, I saw it. The most Hidious looking Turtle ever.
Supposably they we're-a called Koopas here.
Normally, I would have pulled out-a my
trusty ol' Wrench and ate it for dinner.
But instead I jumped on it'a head, and it'a made-a
strange sound like the kind you would hear in'a slot machine!
Boing, Boing, Boing, 1-up!! MAMA MIA, MUSHROOMS!
Well a while after, we went to
Bowser Koopa's castle to Resuce the Princess-
And Mama Mia, there-a she was!
She had long Blonde Hair, a Pink Dress,
a Crown, white Gloves, and even an Umbrella.
*Who-a gets kidnapped with-a umbrella anyway?*
But she was-a the most beautiful thing
I had ever seen since Rosie O'Donnell in The View!
She-a was the Meatballs to-a my Spaghetti!
Well, after-a long battle *About 24 seconds*
Of fighting the Evil King Bowser,
I'a rescued the Princess!
So-a me and Luigi went back to the Princesses castle,
and-a she-a make us Cake.
So me-a and Luigi decided to stay in the
Mushroom Kingdom and have had-a
many adventures since then!
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