About me-this is me ...a little modified(drawn by myself)
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
Cut off your head.
i mm a contradicting heretical (atheist don't believe in the Jesus s**t) fanatically captivated to find answers to all my deeply empathetical questions.