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Un peu trop physique...
L'envie de frémir
Est pharaonique !
...Fi de l'ascèse !
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MANA'S PERFECT MATH CLASS
NAME: Mana Gravemind.
AGE: It's rude to ask a lady her age! (In the thousands).
RACE: Succubus (D-demon, of course! The specifics *aren't* important).
BIRTHDATE: August 27th (That's the day I came from Hell to this miserable place).
ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: Leo.
FAMILY: Aden Daywalker-Gravemind (W-when did I adopt this kid?!), Akira Daywalker (Someone has to keep him in line!).
AFFILIATES: Aiko (Teehee~), Eileath.
OCCUPATION: Ruin Explorer Co-Leader (I think? I don't even know).
HOBBIES: Torment (That's a hobby, right?), exploration.
LUSTS: ... (AKIRA, IS THIS HERE BECAUSE OF YOU?!).
VICES: Ha, I have none! (The whole being a demon part is a vice, I think).
DISLIKES: Kattu-TAN, programmers who create AI's, AI's in general, beautiful women, paladins, religious artifacts.
MUSICAL: It's time to rock! m/
THEATER: None (Why watch it when you can *live* it?).
GAMES: None (Why play it when you can *live* it?).
My... history? It's class time, whelps!
Good morning, pathetic mortals. I am Instructor Gravemind and for the rest of eternity, I am your master.
You are delivered to me, soft as newly hatched doves. I will turn you into stone. Under my tutelage, you will become unflinching enforcers of the will of the Grand Demon.
My strength and ferocity are famous throughout this realm. Even the most robust of foes are cleaved in twain by my mighty whip. None can withstand my attacks! My enemies are cut down like wheat.
Over the next few months, you will be trained to endure the withering sting of my whip. You, and you alone will be strong enough to hold your ground against the unstoppable onslaught of Instructor Gravemind mwhahahahaha!
I shall... Yes, do I see a hand in the back? Do you have a question?
Hmm... No. I can't imagine any possible situation in which training you mere mortals to stand up to my mighty attacks could possibly lead to ironic or detrimental consequences for me. I mean, how would that ever EVER happen?
What? Well I don't think any of you pathetic idiots would ever be so disloyal and foolhardy as to turn against me, but if one ever did, I would dispatch him according to the "Standard Rules of Raid Boss Engagement". I would focus unwaveringly on stomping that backstabbing worm under the heel of my pumps, while ignoring any other foes who may be in the general vicinity.
Unless, of course, there was another traitor nearby, with the impunity to taunt me while I was giving his friend a lesson in manners. Then I would turn my attentions forthwith to the interloper.
Oh, you think that's a bad strategy, do you? Well, Smart Guy, what would you do? Oh, you think I should go after the guy in the dress? Well, if that's such a good idea, how come nobody ever thought of it before? You don't have an answer to that, do you?! Well, that's why you are the mere Understudy, and I am Instructor Gravemind!
Now, if nobody else has any more questions, we can begin our lessons. The training area is right over there. Next to the mind-control orbs.
What's that? No, I think that's a GREAT place to put them.
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