AboutHello! I'm Jordan, and I have many interests.
A little bit about me huh? Well. I live with my mom, and her boyfriend, my little brother and my older sister. God help anyone who breaks into our home, Mom's boyfriend has guns and he knows how to use them, he sure as hell ain't afraid to use them either!!! xD I am currently a Sophomore in High school. I get good grades, and I'm an overall good kid. Biology is my favorite subject, considering it's the one I have been passing with the highest grade.
I can be slightly immature and often laugh at simple words when I am cought off guard. Words such as, Duty, tits, jiggle, knob, boobs, dicks, and other words. God save me. rolleyes Well I guess that's about it for now 3nodding
~~~~~~~~~16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1.Get 24 boxes of deodorant and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,"'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, go into the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
~~~~~~~~4 ways to be KICKED out of Wal-Mart~~~~~~~~~~~
#1:If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters.
#2:Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.."
#3 razz ut a Dora The Explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
#4:Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!!!!"
Fake friends: Never ask for food.
True friends: Are the reasons you have no food.
Fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
True friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM
Fake friends: Will bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
True friends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn!We ******** up ... but that was fun right?!"
Fake friends: Have never seen you cry.
True friends: Will cry with you
Fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
True friends: Will keep your stuff so long they forget its your's.
Fake friends: Know only a few things about you.
True friends: Could write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
Fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
True friends: Will kill everyone in the crowd that left you.
fake friends: Would knock on your front door.
True friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
Fake friends: Are for a while.
True friends: Are for life.
Fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
True friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Yo....*hic* drink the rest of that you know we don't waste things."
Fake friends: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
True friends: Will knock them right on there butts
Fake friends: Will read this.
True friends: Will steal this
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Both of the walmart parts were hilarious. XD
I suppose that can be fun, too.