Bruce After seven days of intense competition, we have our winners. The long brutal race to victory is at last over, and the victors, soaked in the sweat of sacrifice, tired and fatigued, can sleep the sleep of kings tonight!
Ricky We also have our first loser you, Bruce. You're the biggest loser of them all.
BruceRemember the last time you got smart with me, Ricky? You could barely stand up straight for a week.
Ricky While my partner here grunts and hollers like an angry ape, let's take a moment to look at our winners. Say, Bruce, why don't you beat on your ape chest to simulate a drum roll?
Bruce The winners of the 2008 Gaia Rejected Olympics are...
Gold Trophy Barton
Silver Trophy Durem
Bronze Trophy Isle de Gambino
Burnt Toast Trophy Aekea
Ricky Just follow the link below to claim your prize! There's an award for everyone who participated, even poor, poor Aekea.
Claim Your Prize!
Bruce On behalf of the hideous manchild sitting beside me and the entire Gaia team, thank you all for making this event such a great success!
Ricky Thank you, Gaians! Remember, the Rejected Olympics have been extended, so you can still play the games and enjoy all the glory for a little while longer!
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