Party hard and rock and roll, we're the class you can't control! Guys are pimpin, girls are fine, we're not the class of 2009. When 2007 is graduated and gone, 2008 will party on. 2009 will think they got class, but 2010 will always kick a**!
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The Nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one Sunday morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?" Suzie raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzie?" Suzie replied, "...Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first!" "What a wonderful answer!", the Nun said. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs." The Nun looked at him and asked curiously. "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?" Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "O God, I'm coming!" If Daddy hadn't had her pinned down, we'd have lost her." The Nun faintedInventors
The inventor, Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven. "Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. Arthur said to God, "You invented women, right?. "God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention. "Really" replied God, "tell me what's wrong with my invention." Arthur said: 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion. 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds. 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much. 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. 5. And, the maintenance costs are outrageous. "Hmmmm, you make some good points there," replied God, “hold on." God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."Bang Bang
A 90-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asked him how he's feeling. The 90-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins, "I have a friend who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day was he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his umbrella and went, 'Bang bang' and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?" The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver." The doctor replied....."My point exactly"Holiday Shopping Guide for Men
16 things a man can do at the shopping mall -- while his wife is taking her sweet time:
1 Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in the House ware department to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in House wares'... and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away. 7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department -- and tell other shoppers you're sleeping over; invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can’t you people just leave me alone?” 9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from “Mission Impossible.” 12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack. . And when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!”14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO... It's those voices again!!! And last but not least:15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while . . . then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!" 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" .............. go back and see whats missing........ if you're right i'll give you goldAddress Your Emails CAREFULLY!
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email to a different address..
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, Texas, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife Date: October 16, 2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!Twas
'Twas the night before payback and all through the land, They were running like rabbits in Afghanistan, // Osama's been praying, he's down on his knees, He's hoping that Allah will hear all his pleas. // He thought if he killed us that we'd fall and shatter, But all that he's done has just make us madder. // We ain't yet forgotten our Marines in Beirut, And we'll kick your butt, with one heavy boot. // And yes we remember the USS Cole, And the lives of our sailors that you terrorists stole. // You think you can rule us and cause us to fear, You'll soon get the answer if you live to hear. // And we ain't forgotten your buddy Saddam, And he ain't forgotten the sound of our bombs. // You think that those mountains are somewhere to hide, They'll go down in history as the place where you died. // Remember Khadhafi and his line of death? He came very close, to his final breath. // So come out and prove it, that you are a man, Cause our boys are coming and they have a plan. // They are our fathers and they are our sons, And they sure do carry some big, mighty guns. // They would have stayed home with children and wives, Till you bastards came here and took innocent lives. // Osama, I wrote this, especially for you, For air mail delivery by B-52. // You soon will be hearing a thud and a whistle, Old Glory is coming, attached to a missile. // We will not be sorry, to see your a** go. It's Red, White, and Blue that's running this show.Choices In Hell
Meeting the Devil One day in the future, a man has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you.You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do.I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
The man thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it, was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. He kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell. "No, " the man said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented the man.
The devil opened a third door. Through it, the man saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. The man looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said ................................................................. (This is priceless) "Monica, you're free to go."Why The Angel Is On Top of the Christmas Tree
It was a particularly stressful day at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus was in a mood, the reindeer were ailing, and the elves were threatening to go on strike. It was all that poor Santa could do to keep his wits about him. As if that wasn’t enough, someone kept ringing the doorbell, and wouldn’t go away. Santa waited and waited, thinking someone else would take care of it. Finally Santa pulled himself away from his work, pushed his way through the holiday clutter, and pulled open the door, only to discover an angel carrying a Christmas tree. “Happy Holidays, Santa!,” the angel announced. “Sorry to bother you, but where do you want me to stick this tree?”dreem avis: word to the wise:
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK, " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you're born you're pink, " "When you grow up you're white, " "When you're sick, you're green, " "When you go in the sun you turn red, " "When you're cold you turn blue, " "And when you die you turn purple." "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away....
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the following was stolen from UrTruLove
Pick the month you were born:
May--I choked on
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
7-------my cell phone
9-------my best fr iends' boyfriend
11-------my science teacher
14-------a stuffed animal
20-------a baseball bat
25--- ----a football player
29-------a permanent marker
31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that!
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want !
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I cant control myself! post what you got if it's cool