Fortune Favors the Bold
For those whose curiosity led them this far: the entity controlling the pixels has an obsessive fascination with the surreal. While it's not likely I'll agree with you on anything material, I still find some people intriguing. I think we're all waiting for our Muse, be it some event or person yet to come. Perhaps this is why I still come back to this website after all of these years--I'm waiting for something inspiring.
More practically, I recently graduated from law school. I have a B.A. in fiction writing and just got my J.D., so I'll be doing lawyerly things in the near-future. In spite of having a doctorate, I'm still quite the otaku and gamer.
The only thing more captivating than finding the surreal is when it finds you.