AboutTo all who care: I used to be Seliasei.
Name: Name's Nunya. As in "None ya business."
Heat Tolerance?: Low
Dislike Location's Climate?: Yup
Signature weapons are shade and a folding chair.
Incapable of tanning. Is lobster face.
I love you, rain. Wait, come back!
Silver Nissan sedans are out to get me.
If it fits, I ships.
Give me the shiny.