Hey im jessi and this is my profile. im 15 and a freshman at cabell midland. i like listening 2 three days grace and 100.5 kee fm on the radio. i like playing basketball and playing my trumpet. well i dont wat 2 say now so message me and ill anwser almost any question u have.
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Chuck Norris Jokes
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
When Chuck Norris is doing push-ups,he isn't lifting himself up,he's pushing the earth down.
Before the boogeyman goes to sleep for the night,he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can e-mail a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch,HE decides what time it is.
Contrary to popular belief,America is not a democracy. It is a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books,he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures that Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. Just another fist.
Chuck Norris is so fast,he can run around the world and punch himself on the back of his head.
Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite. He bites frost.
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Outer Space exists because it is afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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A white man said, Colored people are not allowed here. The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir. When you are born you're PINK When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism.
93% of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak, if your part of the 7% who would say "What was your first clue?" put this on your profile
EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESSS!!! if you're weird, random, and proud of it, then post this onto your profile!
If you have inside jokes.....with yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If your friends break out in song in a public area copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever ran into a door or triped over your own feet copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
90% of people would go Insane if Miley Cyrus jumped off the empire state building, 9% would yell JUMP, if your the 1% that would race to the top just to push her, copy and paste this to ur profile
101 thing 2 do with ur br or gf
Enjoy the list, feel free to discuss and suggest more ideas on the wall!
1. Watch the sunset together.
2. Take showers together.
3. Back rubs/massages.
4. Listen to classical music and cuddle in the dark
5. French Kiss.
6. Hold her w/ hands inside the back of her shirt.
7. Whisper to each other.
8. Cook for each other
9. Skinny dip.
10. Make out in the rain.
11. Dress each other.
12. Undress each other.
13. Kiss every part of their body.
14. Hold hands.
15. Sleep together. (Actually sleep with each
16. One word*Foreplay
17. Sit and talk in just underwear.
18. Buy gifts for each other.
20. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear
every time you*re together.
21. Wear his clothes.
22. Find a nice secluded place to lie and watch the
23. Incense/candles/oils/blacklights and music make
great for sex (cuddling)
24. Kiss at every chance you get.
25. Don*t wear underwear and let them find out.
26. Kinky is bad*Blindfolds are good.
27. Lightly kiss their collarbone and their
jawbone just below the ear,then whisper I love you.
28. Bubble baths.
29. Go for a long walk down the beach at midnight.
30. Make love.
31. Write poetry for each other.
32. Kiss/smell her hair.
33. Hugs are the universal medicine.
34. Say I love you, only when you mean it and make
sure they know you mean it.
35. Give random gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.
36. Tell her that she*s the only girl you ever want.
37. Spend every second possible together.
38. Tell her that she doesn*t have to do anything she
doesn*t want to. And mean it.
39. Look into each other*s eyes.
40. Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes,
tell her you love her,and kiss her lightly.
41. Talk to each other using only body language and
42. When in public, only flirt w/ each other.
43. Walk behind her and put your hands in her front
44. Put love notes in their pockets when they aren*t
45. Clothes are no fun.
46. Buy her a ring.
47. Keep one of her bras somewhere where you see it
48. Sing to each other.
49. Read to each other.
50. PDA = Public Display of Affection.
51. Take advantage of any time alone together.
52. Tell her about how you answered every question in
math with her name.
53. Draw. (If you can)
54. Let her sit on your lap.
55. Go hiking and camp out together in the woods or
on a mountain.
56. Lips were made for kissing. So were eyes, and
fingers,and cheeks,and collarbones, and hands,and
57. Kiss her stomach.
58. Always hold her around her hips/sides.
59. Guys like half-shirts.
60. Take her to dinner and do the dinner for two
61. Spaghetti* (Ever see Lady and the Tramp?)
62. Hold her hand, stare into her eyes, kiss her hand
and then put it over your heart.
63. Unless you can feel their heart beating, you
aren*t close enough.
64. Dance together.
65. Sit in front of a roaring fire and make out/make
66. I love the way a girl looks right after she*s
fallen asleep with her head in my lap.
67. Carry her to bed.
68. Waterbeds are fun.
69. You figure it out.
70. Do cute things like write I love you in a note so
that they have to look in a mirror to read it.
71. Break every one of your parent*s relationship
rules for them.
72. Make excuses to call them every 5 minutes
73. Even if you are really busy doing something, go
out of your way to call and say I love you.
74. Call from your vacation spot to tell them you
were thinking about them.
75. Remember your dreams and tell her about them.
76. Ride your bike 8 miles just to see them for a few
77. Ride home and call them.
78. Tell each other your most sacred secrets/fears.
79. Somehow incorporate them into any kind of
religion or worship you have.
80. Be Prince Charming to her parents. (Brownie
81. Act out mutual fantasies together. (Not
82. Brush her hair out of her face for her.
83. Stay up all night to think of 101 ways to be
sweet to them.
84. Hang out with his/her friends. (more brownie
85. Go to church/pray/worship together.
86. Take her to see a romantic movie and remember the
parts she liked.
87. Cuddle together under a full moon on a clear
88. Learn from each other and don*t make the same
89. Everyone deserves a second chance.
90. Describe the joy you feel just to be with
91. Make sacrifices for each other.
92. Really love each other, or don*t stay together.
93. Write a fictional story about how you met/fell in
love, etc. and give it to them.
94. Let there never be a second during any given day
that you aren*t thinking about them, and make sure
they know it.
95. Love yourself before you love anyone else.
96. Learn to say sweet things in foreign languages.
97. Dedicate songs to them on the radio.
98. Fall asleep on the phone with each other.
99. Sleep naked together.
100. Stand up for them when someone talks trash.
101. Never forget the kiss goodnight. And
always remember to say, "Sweet dreams.