Joke Of The Moment
A sweet Story
It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue when I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, “Hey Sweetheart, how'd you like to Crunch on my big hunk for a Million Dollar Bar?” Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and it was like pure Almond Joy! I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds because it was easy to see that this little Twix had the Red Hots. It was all I could do to hold the Snickers and Crackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream “Oh Henry, Oh Henry!” Soon she was fondling my Peter Pan and ZagNut and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars that gave her a taste of the old Milky Way. She asked me if I was into M&M, but I said, “Hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff.” I said, “Look you little Reese's Pieces, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don't you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit 'O' Honey?” (What a piece of Juicy Fruit she was, too!) She screamed, “Oh Crackerjack, better than the Three Musketeers!” as I rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup. Well, I was giving it to her Good 'N' Plenty, when all the sudden... my Starburst! Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach. Sure enough, nine months later, out popped? Baby Ruth!
TRY THIS OUT XD
Which Valentine's Day gift would you like? To determine your personality, pick the gift you'd most like to receive....
3. A sweet poem
6. Waffle iron
If you wana know the answer scroll down XD(lower left if you cant find it)
Girl and Boy
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you even want me?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you cry if i left?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose life or me.
The girl runs away in pain and the boy ran after her and said
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always in my mind
The reason I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because i would die if you left,
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason I'm not willing to do anything for you is because i would do everything for you.
The reason I choose my life is because you are my life.
(something id say in a relationship lol)http://www.upokecenter.com/misc/teamgen.php?colors=45C429607FFF00002DC7468D627173385E2E637747107FFF2529&title=Dragons
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What did you say about me?
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how are you?
answer your phone i wanna talk to you
1) Go back to sleep
2) Slap me
3) Cuss me out
4) Stop drinking so much. Damn!
5) Just tell me to leave
6) Climb on top of me and cuddle
7) ******** me
8 ) Make me breakfast
9) Ask me my name
10) Call the cops
11) Other (Please specify)
12) kiss me
13) say good morning
pm me your answer
lol please reply. Then send to your other friends and
see how many and which answers you get,
see how many people want you in their bed...
you might be surprised by the answers you get