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1. CANDY

It means that... You are a sweet person who enjoys traditional gifts and hopefully likes to share. OR... You're a selfish chocoholic who values a sugar high over everything, even true love.

2. FLOWERS

It means that... You love the beauty of nature, the scent of flowers and appreciate this timeless romantic gesture. OR... You get some twisted joy out of watching vegetation wither and die.

3. A SWEET POEM

It means that... You're a hopeless romantic, a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word. OR... You're used to cheap gifts and like to pass yourself off as a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word.

4. SEX

It means that... You are a passionate soul, a free spirit who is not afraid to express your sexuality with another consenting adult and feel that the physical side of love can be meaningful and beautiful. OR... You're a filthy degenerate who is no better than a rutting animal living solely for one carnal experience after another.

5. DINNER/DANCING

It means that... You enjoy the company of that special someone and the romantic setting of fine cuisine and candlelight. OR... You're easy to please and probably willing to sell your body for food and a few quick turns around the dance floor.

6. WAFFLE IRON

It means that... You're a practical person who believes in gifts that you can actually use. OR... You have absolutely no idea of what gift-giving is all about and probably have some sort of deviant fetish involving kitchen appliances.

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Last Login: 04/05/2020 9:26 pm

Gender: Male

Birthday: 10/07/1993

Joke Of The Moment

A sweet Story
It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue when I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, “Hey Sweetheart, how'd you like to Crunch on my big hunk for a Million Dollar Bar?” Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and it was like pure Almond Joy! I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds because it was easy to see that this little Twix had the Red Hots. It was all I could do to hold the Snickers and Crackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream “Oh Henry, Oh Henry!” Soon she was fondling my Peter Pan and ZagNut and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars that gave her a taste of the old Milky Way. She asked me if I was into M&M, but I said, “Hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff.” I said, “Look you little Reese's Pieces, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don't you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit 'O' Honey?” (What a piece of Juicy Fruit she was, too!) She screamed, “Oh Crackerjack, better than the Three Musketeers!” as I rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup. Well, I was giving it to her Good 'N' Plenty, when all the sudden... my Starburst! Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach. Sure enough, nine months later, out popped? Baby Ruth!

TRY THIS OUT XD

Which Valentine's Day gift would you like? To determine your personality, pick the gift you'd most like to receive....

1. Candy
2. Flowers
3. A sweet poem
4. Sex
5. Dinner/Dancing
6. Waffle iron
If you wana know the answer scroll down XD(lower left if you cant find it)

OKOKOKOKOKOKOKOK

Girl and Boy

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: Not really

Girl: Do you even want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if i left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose life or me.

Boy: Life

The girl runs away in pain and the boy ran after her and said

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always in my mind

The reason I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because i would die if you left,

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason I'm not willing to do anything for you is because i would do everything for you.

The reason I choose my life is because you are my life.

(something id say in a relationship lol)

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xXxkellerdarknessxXx Report | 04/16/2011 2:36 pm: hey im ally.
how are you?
gigglebar195471 Report | 09/06/2010 1:55 pm: hey! sorry i havent talked to you in like forever, its becasue i was grounded from my phone and now i cant text on it T-T
answer your phone i wanna talk to you
Orginal ninja Report | 08/28/2010 9:08 am: Ok so.....You woke up one morning and saw me in your bed laying next to u what would u do?

1) Go back to sleep
2) Slap me
3) Cuss me out
4) Stop drinking so much. Damn!
5) Just tell me to leave
6) Climb on top of me and cuddle
7) ******** me
8 ) Make me breakfast
9) Ask me my name
10) Call the cops
11) Other (Please specify)
12) kiss me
13) say good morning
pm me your answer
lol please reply. Then send to your other friends and
see how many and which answers you get,
see how many people want you in their bed...
you might be surprised by the answers you get
Yoshi Pwnage Report | 08/01/2010 5:54 am: hey hey hey man whats up?
xXxShatteredRosesxXx Report | 06/29/2010 11:31 pm: kk will do... I'll try and remember later...
Yoshi Pwnage Report | 06/29/2010 2:55 pm: lol awsome
Yoshi Pwnage Report | 06/29/2010 8:28 am: lets do this thin
xXxShatteredRosesxXx Report | 06/29/2010 7:21 am: hahah a bit =) *hugs back*
xXxShatteredRosesxXx Report | 06/29/2010 6:41 am: I dunno...
xXxShatteredRosesxXx Report | 06/28/2010 10:05 pm: possibly