AboutIf you're reading this, you may be lost.
Whether it be literally, figuratively, mentally, emotionally, physically, or virtually lost we're all lost, just the same. As the expert, I will now help you find your way.
Literally: To exit, simply press the back button, or one of the tabs at the top of my profile, which will direct you to the main pages of gaia. You can even exit the window entirely.
Figuratively: Obviously you need to get in tune with your soul. Perhaps some yoga. Bring out your inner zen. Speak with your sensei, and all will be revealed. Also, it might prove useful to steal a bag of fortune cookies.
Mentally: With this, I cannot help much. Perhaps you shouldn't have slept during school, or rotted your brains playing video games. Or perhaps, you're not yet matured. I suggest an earlier bed time. Or Gaia Rehab.
Emotionally: Too much Gaia drama? Are you still recovering from being called a smelly pig? Have no fear! Talk to someone! I suggest a long hike with your therapist, or a delicious smoothie. Rowing a canoe over a waterfall could also prove to be soothing.
Physically: First thing you should do is calm down. Your biggest mistake would be panicking, and getting even more lost than you are. Sit tight. If you have a phone, call your mom. Or your Dad. Or a trusted Walmart employee. Also, you might try consulting with your GPS. I find that a robotic voice can be quite soothing when lost.
Virtually: If you are virtually lost, I am worried for you. In the online world, anything can happen. Perhaps you could watch for a sign from Zeus, or look for a trail of bread crumbs. You might even come across a line of duckllings making their way home. Follow a river, or fly away. Use your demon senses, or your vampire speed. Howl at the moon, talk like a gangsta. Or you could just grow up. It's your choice.
I hope you will now be able to find your way.
NOW GET LOST!