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***Your Power Bird is a Vulture***

You are always changing your life and the lives of those around you.
You aren't afraid to move on from what holds you back.
Energetic and powerful, you have a nearly unlimited capacity for success.
You know how to "go with the flow" and take advantage of what is given to you.

What's Your Power Bird?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourpowerbirdquiz/

Doom... My dream avatar is almost complete!
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Total Value: 160,338 Gold
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Item List:
Chyaku Norisu Scarf
Anti-Terror Arctic Helmet
Chain Of Command
Belted Top
Belted Pants
Black Skeleton Mask
Coal Gunner Boots

My random expensive avatar. . .
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Total Value: 8,649,794 Gold
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Item List:
Alchemyst Book (Signed)
... Mood Bubble
Adobe Leather Kachina Dancer Boots
Ancient Katana
Cheshire Cat Tail
AFK
8 for all Gaians Blue Jeans
#603913 Complex Jacket
Ahhrr!! Decor Vest

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TheGreatFlamingoMan

Report | 08/05/2010 6:59 pm

TheGreatFlamingoMan

mmmmmmmmmmmmDEATH.
TheGreatFlamingoMan

Report | 02/20/2010 5:36 pm

TheGreatFlamingoMan

check out what my servant looks like now. Death himself works for me!
TheGreatFlamingoMan

Report | 02/18/2010 5:09 pm

TheGreatFlamingoMan

black people in the park!
TheGreatFlamingoMan

Report | 02/07/2010 10:04 pm

TheGreatFlamingoMan

The Book of Chuck


CHAPTER 1
1 In the beginning there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris round-house kicked that nothing in the face and told it to get a job.
2 Then Chuck Norris created God from his own beard clippings that he brought to life.
3 Then Chuck Norris created the Earth, where he would live. Outer space came into existence because, out of fear, it did not want to live on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
4 Then Chuck Norris created animals and humans. Chuck Norris deeply values human life; unless it gets in his way.
5 Then Abraham came, and Chuck Norris did not make a covenant with him.

CHAPTER 2
1 Chuck Norris remembered that he made no covenant with man.
2 So Chuck Norris unleashed 50,000 plagues upon the Pharaoh of Egypt, all at the same time. Any horrible thing you can think of was done upon the Pharaoh and Egypt.
3 At this the Pharaoh asked, Why hast thou done this unto me?
4 Chuck Norris answered, For fun.
5 At this the world laughed and rejoiced, and everything was peaceful once again.

CHAPTER 3
1 Chuck Norris was still alive at the time of Jesus Christ.
2 Chuck Norris found it amusing to top Jesus’ miracles with his own, and thus he did.
3 When Jesus fed the 5,000 and filled them up with nothing but two fishes and a few loaves of bread, Chuck Norris fed 20,000 and filled them up by reaching into their stomachs and taking food out.
4 When Jesus turned water into wine, Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
5 When Jesus walked on water, Chuck Norris swam through land.
6 When Jesus rose the dead, Chuck Norris rose the already living.
7When Jesus cured the blind and deaf, Chuck Norris blinded and deafened the cured.
8 When Jesus exorcised a demon from a man, Chuck Norris exorcised a man from a demon.
9 And then Jesus was crucified and died.
10 Chuck Norris died around this time too, but Death was to scared to tell him, which is why he is still among us today.
11 When Jesus rose from the dead, he was too discouraged to do any more miracles.

CHAPTER 4
1 Chuck Norris does not believe in the end of the world; just the end of all other things.

TheGreatFlamingoMan

Report | 02/05/2010 2:23 pm

TheGreatFlamingoMan

LOG ON DAMN YOU!
TheGreatFlamingoMan

Report | 01/22/2010 9:46 pm

TheGreatFlamingoMan

i wrote a new song that i think should be the first song on our next album. it's got a soft acoustic beginning like Just a Life. i'll show it to you next time you come over.


and by the way... i hate puppies.
TheGreatFlamingoMan

Report | 12/27/2009 11:05 am

TheGreatFlamingoMan

anyone can suck a p***s... but nobody can pee a suckis!
TheGreatFlamingoMan

Report | 12/21/2009 10:35 am

TheGreatFlamingoMan

c**k.
TheGreatFlamingoMan

Report | 12/16/2009 4:51 pm

TheGreatFlamingoMan

oh sh!t, you were online! what is this f*****t tree?

did you get the PM i sent you w/ the songs i can play?
TheGreatFlamingoMan

Report | 12/12/2009 3:49 pm

TheGreatFlamingoMan

i think it's about time you updated your profile.

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