Ummm. Me? Why would you want to know about me? I'm a nobody! Boring and over-intellectualised. If that's even a word. I'm too smart to be liked by the cool kids, and too cool to be liked by the smart kids. My music choices are erratic AND erotic, and I love myself. My head is shoved so far up my own arse that it's surprising I can put myself down like this.
I hate it when people can't spell. I hate it when people who can't spell or use proper grammar go into role-plays that say 'Literate/Semi-literate only.' I hate the word 'Semi-literate'. How the F**K can you be SEMI literate? I hate chavs, in general, because they tend to be looking for conflict. I hate people who F**KING swear too F**KING much! And I HATE hypocrites. I hate people who don't accept that they can't change me. I hate people who honk their car horns or shout 'JITTER' at me. Go away!
I like you. If you have taken the time to read about me, and are actually interested, then you are very cool. I like you people who come onto my profile and post things like, "This Lady is the s**t!" and stuff like that. You brighten my days when I'm feeling down.
I need you all at the moment. Please stick around.
Come visit Luink and my bar
, if you get a chance. We'd love you to come.
I shall return. Wait for me.