When one sees a lion, one must get in the car.
My name is Malcolm, and I am in reality all five original members of the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers. Much like the atomic bomb, I possess the ability to burn whole buildings if someone is careless.I play a lot of guitar, as well as drink socially. If you've got a problem with either of these things, well, you're probably not a very nice person, now, are you?
"Surely he jests!" you might say. Jest, my good friend, I do not.
In fact, everything I have ever said about anything, ever, is completely and truly serious in every sense of the term. I'm awesome like that.
This is what I look like when I'm not fighting crime or pasteurizing strawberry milk from the red cows of the planet Swayze.When I begin to run low on insanity, I avoid sleep for a few days and my skin regains its purple glowy hue.
I know some strange individuals:
bent.english is Michael Bolton. Nifty, huh?
FUggot is a chronic masturbater. My dog's fur will never be the same again.
Lokirth is an aeroplane up in the sky. You ********' heard me, bitches.
Impersonal.Jesus is me. Like, totally, dude!
Cookieriffic has a toenail lodged in her left breast. No joke.
I like all kinds of music. Crazy, huh? Here's a small list, because I love you.
!!! (chk chk chk), 30 Seconds to Mars, 36 Crazyfists, 65daysofstatic, Abandoned Pools, ABBA, The Academy Is…, Actionslacks, Adaptation, Aerogramme, Aerosmith, Against Me!, Album, All Night Chemists, Amon Tobin, Andy Hunter, Apocalyptica, Apoptygma Berzerk, The Aquabats, Aqualung, Arcade Fire, Arctic Monkeys, Atticus, The Autumn Project, Bad Religion, Bearsuit, Beastie Boys, Beck, Beirut, Billy Idol, Billy Talent, Blind Melon, Blink 182, Bloc Party, The Bloodthirsty Lovers, Bright Eyes, Buggles, Bullet Train to Vegas, Buzzcocks, Camera Obscura, The Cardigans, Casper and the Cookies, The Clash, Coheed and Cambria, Cola Wars, Cursive, The Dandy Warhols, The Darkness, data Panik, David Bowie, Daydream Nation, Dealership, Death From Above 1979, Depeche Mode, Diminishedmen, DJ Shadow, Don McLean, Dr. Dog, dredg, The Early November, Echo and the Bunnymen, Eels, Elefant, Emperor X, Ester Drang, Experimental Dental School, Explosions in the Sky, Faith No More, The Fast Computers, Faux Pas, Fear Factory, Finch, Finest Dearest, Frank Black and the Catholics, Franz Ferdinand, Frou Frou, Fruit Bats, The Futureheads, Gary Jules, Gatsby’s American Dream, The George Baker Selection, Girls Against Boys, Gnarls Barkley, The Go! Team, Goldfrapp, Gorillaz, Health&Beauty, Hem, Hit the Switch, HOLY s**t, I Am Bones, I Love You But I’ve Chosen Darkness, Interpol, Jab Micha Och El, Jeff Buckley, Jets to Brazil, The Klaxons, Last Days of April, Led Zeppelin, Les Georges Leningrad, Les Savy Fav, Light this City, The Little Ones, Lodger, Lostprophets, Louis XIV, Love is All, The Low Hello, Lustra, The Magnetic Fields, Manual, Timo Maas, The Mars Volta, Mason Proper, Massive Attack, Maximo Park, MC Lars, Meat Loaf, Metric, Micah P. Hinson, Millimeters Mercury, Mindless Self Indulgence, Minus the Bear, Every Move a Picture, Mogwai, Monster Movie, The Mooney Suzuki, Motion City Soundtrack, Muggs, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Nada Surf, Nine Black Alps, Nirvana, No Trigger, Nom de Guerre, Oasis, Of Montreal, The Offspring, OK Go, Over the Atlantic, Pavement, Perpetual Dream Theory, The Pink Spiders, Pixies, Placebo, Plus Minus, Poets of the Fall, The Police, The Polyphonic Spree, The Postmarks, Presidents of the United States of America, Pulp, Queen, R.E.M., The Raconteurs, Radiohead, The Ramones, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Richard Cheese, The Robot Ate Me, Rush, The Salads, Saosin, Sapporo 72, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Senses Fail, She Wants Revenge, The Shins, Shotgun and Jaybird, The Situation, Skaos, Solvent, Sonic Youth, Spoon, Sproll, Starlight Mints, Stealer’s Wheel, The Streets, Strike Anywhere, subcitydwellers, Sum 41, T.Rex, Tears for Fears, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, Thom Yorke, TISM, Tom Petty, Tool, The Tragically Hip, Treble Charger, Two Minutes Later, Under Byen, Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start, Vancougar, The Verve, VHS or Beta, Voxtrot, The Wallflowers, We Are Scientists, Weezer, Wheatus, The Who…
And here's a list of my all-time favourite flicks.
Fight Club, Donnie Darko, American Psycho, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Equilibrium, Waking Life, Thumbsucker, The Life Aquatic, Layer Cake, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, 28 Days Later, Party Monster, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill 1 and 2, From Dusk Till Dawn, The Evil Dead Trilogy, Requiem for a Dream, Cabin Fever, Shaun of the Dead, Hide and Creep, Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things, The Godfather Trilogy, Office Space, Napoleon Dynamite, Nacho Libre, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, Anchorman, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Old School, Grandma's Boy, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, The Wall, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, A Clockwork Orange, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Saw and Saw II, The Pest, Trainspotting, Boys Don't Cry, Broken Flowers, Full Metal Jacket, Se7en, Velvet Goldmine, Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars, Shallow Grave, Big Fish, Cheech and Chong's Up In Smoke, El Mariachi, Desperado, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Con Air, The Wizard of Oz, RENT, Grease, Red Dragon, V for Vendetta, The Matrix...
Now, get the ******** out.
Speak.
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i just wanted you to know that i wish to see the return of kenny bullshit