I sent a guardian angel to go
and watch over you while you sleep.
She came back crying. When i
asked why, she responded,
"I'm not allowed to watch porn!"
Thankz for F**kin up my angel, A**hole!
I want to die peacefully in my sleep,
like my grandfather did.
Not screaming,
like the passengers in his car
Im not a VIOLENT person...
but i will slit your throat
if you try to steal my cookie again!
(>'_')> # i was goona give u this waffle
# <('_'<) but then i was like
(>'#'<) im hungry
(>'-'<) so i ate it
(>^-^<)
I dont know whats wrong with you..
but i bet its hard to pronounce >-<
SAVE WATER.!!!
shower with me C[=
Off is the general direction
in which i wish you would ********
I may not be perfect,
but i'm me.!
How many lickz does it take to
get to your sweet and creamy center?
and..
can i try?
I <3 my
Crazy
Goofy
Stupid
Gergeous
Weird
Lame
Socially
Challenged
Friendz.!
Your a great friend but
if the zombies chase us
im tripping you >-<
It's hard to find a friend thats:
- 96% funny
- 98% sexy
and
- 100% sweet!
so dont lose me! ;D
NOTE TO SELF:
its illegal to stab
people for being stupid >-<
True friendz equalz,
YOU cry, I cry
YOU fight, I fight
YOU laugh, I laugh
YOU jump off a bridge,
I get a paddleboat and save your dumb a**
I didnt hit you.!
I simply high-fived your face
I dont talk s**t,
I state factz.
Get over it
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