There is a saying: yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift--that is why it is called a present. --Ooguay
I'm a mass contradiction with extreme liberal tendencies and a conservative core. I'm pretty ******** up but fully aware of any and all consequences of my decision at any given time. I don't/can't/won't (you pick) express much emotion and the ways I express it are questionable and often overlooked. There are very few people I will ever fully trust with my life--in fact there are only three. I'll answer any question you ask me as honestly as possible (this does not apply if the question pertains to one of the three--don't waste my time nor yours by asking), but don't ask me a question if you don't want to know the answer. It's always irritated me when someone asks my advice and decides to get mad because it's not what they wanted to hear.
Ask anyone who knows me and they'll tell you something different than the next, but for the most part it's all the same. To many who first meet me I seem like one of the biggest bitches, but I'm really just honest and frank. I hate when people sugar-coat things or beat around the bush, so I try to avoid doing those things with everyone I meet. The real world and growing old is not for sissies, but its unavoidable so shut up, get over it, and move on. Nothing lasts forever, but you've always got the next life to give it a try.
"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong." ~ Voltaire
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." ~Voltaire
"Indeed, history is nothing more than a tableau of crimes and misfortunes." ~Voltaire
"Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." ~Voltaire
"Only two things are infinite: the universe, and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." ~Einstein
"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities."~Dr. Seuss
"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened." ~Dr. Seuss
"I don't like the mail-man...he knows where I live." ~Chris
"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."~Ingrid Bergman
"The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them." ~Mark Twain
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." ~Thomas Edison
"If you keep pushing me, I will make sure you get to be the first one to go bobbing for french fries out of the vat!" ~Kharne
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." ~Phillip K. d**k
"You can't shake hands with a clenched fist." ~Gandhi
"Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever." ~Aristophanes
"In a world as empirical as ours, a youngster who does not know what he is good at will not be sure what he is good for."~Edgar Z. Friedenberg
"Mother is the name for God written on the hearts and lips of children." ~Brandon Lee as Eric Draven in The Crow.
"I can't find the love of a woman, so I settle for the love of little cardboard monsters." ~Ethan
"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't." ~Erica Jong