Здравствуйте! (hello!)
Как поживаете? (how are you?)
The name's North, and I'd prefer
you to stick with it.
(Santa's the other guy!)
Much like my mate Sabe, I'm a guardian.
I help with maintaining holiday cheer by building
toys for all girls and boys.
They love my presents, and I would enjoy
nothing more than to fashion one up
for you as well!
Wouldn't you like one, too? ^_^