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Literarily Unamused


Listening to: Le Portrait de Petit Cossette - Somewhere I Belong

Playing: Persona 4 Arena

Watching: Hyouka - 6

Reading: The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde


Updated: 6/12/13

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--> Do not confuse my username. It is 'literarily' as in pertaining to literature, not 'literally'. <--

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Call me Lite.

I act far older than I really am.

I am an asexual aromantic. Look it up.

I adore wit, charm, and chivalry.

I am fluent in a dying language formally known as sarcasm.

I want to learn how to play the piano.

My goal is to have the mental capabilities equivilent to that of a genius by the end of my lifetime.

My current favorite author is Vladimir Nabokov, and my favorite composer is Ludovico Einaudi.

I would do anything to spend a day with Naoto Shirogane or Natural Harmonia Gropius.

I plan on becoming a rich and powerful wizard that uses magic to cut human brains open. (Translation: I want to attend Oxford University in England to study neurology in hopes of one day becoming a sucessful Neurosurgeon.)

Do not ask me a question unless you want a completely (if not brutally) honest answer. Prepare yourself, for I will not lie to you nor will I sugar-coat my words.

Incorrect grammar and spelling irks me more than anything.

Do not flirt with me unless you enjoy making a fool of yourself.

If you really want to appeal to me I suggest first learning to read-- preferably, the wonderful piece of work collecting dust at the end of your bookshelf called a "Dictionary".

Random friend requests shall be rejected without hesitation. If you wish to know me at least leave a comment or PM first. Do not just stalk me from the shadows (I know you are out there!).

Seventy-five percent of literary works bore me to tears. Twenty percent make me want to shoot myself in the face. Five percent give me a reason to keep living. Please, if you are a writer at least try to be in the latter group. If not you are just killing off the handful of individuals in the world that actually have a rare characteristic called a sense of taste.

I RP. But I am incredibly picky, terribly so. If you bore me I will drop you faster than hot coals.

That is all.


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Quote of the Day


“The pages are still blank, but there is a miraculous feeling of the words being there, written in invisible ink and clamoring to become visible.”

- Vladimir Nabokov

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Currently Wanting:
Your soul.

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iSucculent_Uke

Report | 06/20/2012 3:16 pm

iSucculent_Uke

I know I look good enough to eat...


No dearie I just couldn't. :3
I figured a girl's name wouldn't make a whole lot of sense with my new guy avi even if he's very femine~! whee


...but please try to resist! Teehee~
A Shiny Typhlosion

Report | 06/15/2012 11:51 pm

A Shiny Typhlosion

Hiii! I hope you're having a good day. :'D [/random message] >w<
A Shiny Typhlosion

Report | 06/09/2012 1:31 pm

A Shiny Typhlosion

Ugh bad storm. >:c

Yeah that was really sucky timing. XD; Connections like to fizzle out a lot. D:<

See you in the game sometime! :3
A Shiny Typhlosion

Report | 06/09/2012 12:48 am

A Shiny Typhlosion

My connection died earlier ;-; omgI'msorry. I had fun playing with you. heart :3
Revenants Wrath

Report | 04/01/2012 12:16 am

Revenants Wrath

Hey
Happy Birthday
robotic mule 2012

Report | 01/05/2012 8:30 pm

robotic mule 2012

Hey send me a private message lets talk ^^
I N D U B I T I B L Y

Report | 12/05/2011 5:14 pm

I N D U B I T I B L Y

http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/barton-town/1-1/t.76241949/
Would loveee to continue heart
o-_C-h-E-s-H-i-R-e_-o

Report | 04/05/2011 9:25 pm

o-_C-h-E-s-H-i-R-e_-o

No problem- I've been working on line-art in the meantime and doing some research for an assignment I'm doing on Pakistan.
I'll reply soon. XD
o-_C-h-E-s-H-i-R-e_-o

Report | 03/29/2011 8:02 pm

o-_C-h-E-s-H-i-R-e_-o

Thanks XD
Sleep well :3
o-_C-h-E-s-H-i-R-e_-o

Report | 03/29/2011 7:55 pm

o-_C-h-E-s-H-i-R-e_-o

I dun see the reply D:

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"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from imagination."
- Oscar Wilde

“Readers are not sheep, and not every pen tempts them.”
- Vladimir Nabokov

"The pen is mightier than the sword, for it creates lasting effects whereas the sword only bestows death."
- Anonymous
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