About
Literarily Unamused
Listening to: Le Portrait de Petit Cossette - Somewhere I Belong
Playing: Persona 4 Arena
Watching: Hyouka - 6
Reading: The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
Updated: 6/12/13
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--> Do not confuse my username. It is 'literarily' as in pertaining to literature, not 'literally'. <--
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Call me Lite.
I act far older than I really am.
I am an asexual aromantic. Look it up.
I adore wit, charm, and chivalry.
I am fluent in a dying language formally known as sarcasm.
I want to learn how to play the piano.
My goal is to have the mental capabilities equivilent to that of a genius by the end of my lifetime.
My current favorite author is Vladimir Nabokov, and my favorite composer is Ludovico Einaudi.
I would do anything to spend a day with Naoto Shirogane or Natural Harmonia Gropius.
I plan on becoming a rich and powerful wizard that uses magic to cut human brains open. (Translation: I want to attend Oxford University in England to study neurology in hopes of one day becoming a sucessful Neurosurgeon.)
Do not ask me a question unless you want a completely (if not brutally) honest answer. Prepare yourself, for I will not lie to you nor will I sugar-coat my words.
Incorrect grammar and spelling irks me more than anything.
Do not flirt with me unless you enjoy making a fool of yourself.
If you really want to appeal to me I suggest first learning to read-- preferably, the wonderful piece of work collecting dust at the end of your bookshelf called a "Dictionary".
Random friend requests shall be rejected without hesitation. If you wish to know me at least leave a comment or PM first. Do not just stalk me from the shadows (I know you are out there!).
Seventy-five percent of literary works bore me to tears. Twenty percent make me want to shoot myself in the face. Five percent give me a reason to keep living. Please, if you are a writer at least try to be in the latter group. If not you are just killing off the handful of individuals in the world that actually have a rare characteristic called a sense of taste.
I RP. But I am incredibly picky, terribly so. If you bore me I will drop you faster than hot coals.
That is all.
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Quote of the Day
“The pages are still blank, but there is a miraculous feeling of the words being there, written in invisible ink and clamoring to become visible.”
- Vladimir Nabokov
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Currently Wanting:
Your soul.
Signature
"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from imagination."
- Oscar Wilde
“Readers are not sheep, and not every pen tempts them.”
- Vladimir Nabokov
"The pen is mightier than the sword, for it creates lasting effects whereas the sword only bestows death."
- Anonymous
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