About
Oh so you think you want to know about me? Will you honestly read all this? Or care about a thing Isay??? Thats right I am chalanging you^^
First I am a very random and easily obbessive girl^^ Meaning I like a lot of shows, movies, chars, storys blah blah blah....This is probly me ranting to my self.
Shows I LOVE and always will.
Darkwing Duck! Haha he rules my life and everything I do^^ The show is great, the char are better, and the villains! Gah the best I have ever had the pleasure to see.
Darkwing Duck-Yes I have an OC, yes I'm weird and have one who replaces a cannon, but can you blame me?!
-I do have a ton of art!
http://veldamasters.deviantart.com/-I love love love Negaduck, the main villain. And Megavolt, oh yeah and Bushroot, OH! Cant for get The liquidator.
(Oh I have a problem, I like love villains )
NOW! The funny part, try and tell me these lines arnt funny^^ (they are to me)
"I am the..."
Whenever Darkwing makes an entrance, he introduces himself by saying, "I am the terror that flaps in the night!" and then following it up with a metaphor comparing himself to something annoying (in earlier episodes his choice of metaphors leaned more toward a horror element), or something that makes little sense; finally ending with "I am Darkwing Duck!". Among them are:
"I am the cat that lays kittens in your bed!"
"I am the switch that derails your train!"
"I am the papercut that ruins your morning!"
"I am the jailer who throws away the key!"
"I am the surprise in your cereal box."
"I am the winged scourge that pecks at your nightmares!"
"I am the lollipop that sticks in your hair!"
"I am the rhinestone on the jumpsuit of justice!"
"I am the thing that goes bump in the night!"
"I am the neuroses that requires a $500-an-hour shrink!"
"I am the weirdo who sits next to you on the bus!"
"I am the batteries that are not included!"
"I am the headache in the criminal mind!"
"I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out!"
"I am the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul!"
"I am the onion that stings in your eye!"
"I am the special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show!"
"I am the stain that CAN'T be rubbed out!"
"I am the low ratings that cancel your program!"
"I am the auditor that wants to look at your books!"
"I am the slug that slimes your Begonias!"
"I am the bubble gum that sticks in your hair!"
"I am the itch you cannot reach!"
"I am the smoke that smokes Smoked Oysters!"
"I am the ten dollar service charge on all returned checks!"
"I am the fingernail that scrapes across the blackboard of injustice!"
"I am the peanut butter that sticks to the roof of your mouth!"
"I am the cholesterol that clogs your arteries!"
"I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3am!"
"I am the fast food that comes back to haunt you!"
"I am the bug that splatters on your windshield!"
"I am the single career man all women want to date!"
"I am the check writer in the 'Cash Only' line!"
"I am the zit that forms when you've got a really big date!"
"I am the secret center of a cherry candy-pop!"
"I am the electrician who short-circuits the power lines of crime!"
Ok so Dakrwing is above all but I do love other shows and stuff.
Duck Tales
Talespin
PepperAnn
Quack Pack
Doug
Animaniacs
Chip and Dale: Rescue Rangers
Freakazoid
Yeah the old cartoons, not this junk they call 'cartoons' now.
Movies.
Well uh lets see I like somthign to scare me, but am not allowed to watch alot of things sadly*mom and all* But yeah
I love to draw! And I have amillion ideas that I cant seem to finish. I'm a hopeless romantic who has a wonderful guy to love^^
Other then mostly me loving a lot of stuff, there isnt much to tell.
So if you want to know more ask me! !
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And why do ppl keep telling me your going to be in eclipse or somthing like that? They keep rambling about it.
Oh, look up venetianprincess on youtube shes funny