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Cinderella Would Be Shocked

Sure, there are some pretty stupid criminals out there. Yet this excerpt from a Washington Post article proves that not all criminals are dumb – in fact, some are so clever that the Post labeled this article, "The Best Comeback Line Ever"

In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday.

Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, Picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his need. "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's... just working away at this pumpkin."

Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said, 'A pumpkin? Darn...is it midnight already?"

Hot story, i like it very much xD

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Zilleyl Report | 09/06/2014 10:29 am
Zilleyl
ooiiii x3
Zilleyl Report | 11/29/2011 12:51 pm
Zilleyl
*mit katzenminze wedel* putputput :XP:
Zilleyl Report | 10/12/2011 6:41 am
Zilleyl
Auch bei Gaia nochmal alles heart lich liebe, und ganz viele tolle geschenke 3nodding

meins kriegst du heute abend ;P
Natsuraiki Report | 10/12/2011 1:46 am
Natsuraiki
Alles Gute zum Geburtstag emotion_bigheart
Libra Serpentinia Report | 09/16/2011 8:02 am
Libra Serpentinia
und ich weiß immer noch nicht was die cookies hier sollen o.o
Zilleyl Report | 09/16/2011 6:54 am
Zilleyl
oh das kenn ich XD is auch immer so anstrengend razz
Zilleyl Report | 09/15/2011 1:49 pm
Zilleyl
was hast du dir denn tolles gekauft? biggrin

ich hatte ja vor diesem avi sowieso nur 20k XD
Zilleyl Report | 09/15/2011 5:37 am
Zilleyl
ja rofl

ne, ich wollte schon seit ewigen zeiten mal diese mütze ausprobieren, hatte aber nie zeit und lust, die passenden items rauszusuchen....

jetzt bin ich arm crying nur noch 2k gold sad
Zilleyl Report | 09/14/2011 4:10 pm
Zilleyl
ganit wahr ó.ò ich seh voll cool aus un so razz
Zilleyl Report | 09/14/2011 5:08 am
Zilleyl
du siehst i-wie komisch aus o,o