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The Astral Travel Troll by GunsmithKitten

I will not feed him in a car

I will not feed him in a bar

I will not feed him with snakes on a plane

I will not feed him on a train

I will not feed him while I bowl

I will not feed the Astral Travel Troll

How the Jesus stole Winter Solctice

lashawn4: How the Jesus stole Winter solstice...

Waaaaaaaaaaaaah: 'Twas the night before Solstice, and all through the muck
Not a creature was stirring, except for a big dumb schmuck.

lashawn4: He snuck in without giving a ********,
Taking the solctice and ******** it all up.

Lexenos: But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight, <******** you and your ways, all non-Christians bite."

Waaaaaaaaaaaaah: But there in the shadow,
With a tear streaming down her face
Was the littlest witch in the land,
Wearing a dress made of lace.

lashawn4: And before he could go and get lost in the fogs
Santa took it and kicked him in the balls.

Crimson Sonata: Lo and behold, he fell to the ground,
Taught that b***h that there's only one Santa around.

lashawn4: He gave it back to the cute little witch and smiling said
"There sweetie I took care of the b***h."

Me! Lexenos!!

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Last Login: 03/13/2009 5:50 pm

Registered: 07/08/2007

Gender: Male

Location: Charleston

Birthday: 01/29/1989

Occupation: Collage student/Musician


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Trying again.


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What archetypal boys' love uke are you? ^^

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KF-iiNERDZ Report | 01/08/2009 5:22 pm
hey i donate 300k if u let me help you make u rich every day
Nimbafuu Report | 10/04/2008 6:54 am
Hi Lex! User Image
Lexenos the Gypsy Bard Report | 09/23/2008 1:05 pm
Lexenos the Gypsy Bard
s**t, bitches. Lex got banned. Don't post here. D<

This is my new account, post there.
Origin of Wealth Report | 09/22/2008 6:02 pm
Origin of Wealth
I was kidding, your dating Gho and Kit at the same time.
Origin of Wealth Report | 09/22/2008 5:42 pm
Origin of Wealth
Hello Mr. two -timer! ;D
Kitsuneshonen Report | 09/22/2008 1:20 pm
I shall, later. I wanna wear this for now, though. ^^
Kitsuneshonen Report | 09/22/2008 1:16 pm
Sure, why not, my love? Nothing is stopping you!
Gho the Girl Report | 09/20/2008 4:25 pm
Gho the Girl
Gho the Girl Report | 09/20/2008 4:20 pm
Gho the Girl
Hey, sorry I haven't been good on giving comments.

Guess what my tongue is for?
Kitsuneshonen Report | 09/19/2008 8:36 pm
Yay! *Nuzzles Lex's cheek*

About Me

My birth name is Melody, but I'm going to change it to Lexenos one day. Please call me Lex. My birth name is cool 'cuz I'm a musician, but I still hate it. Other names: Mel, Kiara, Kiki, and Yells-At-Trains. I am 19, and I'm an Aquarius. I am going to West Virgina Weslyan College and I'm studying my heart out to perfect my trade. ^-^ I like music, both listening and playing. I play the trumpet. I REALLY like video games, especially anything and everything Final Fantasy. My favorite is FFIX. Contrary to my profile, I'm actually a cat lover.

I'm a gay man trapped in a lesbian's body, lol. Transgender POWER!!
I love Kit, and long for a lifelong relationship. =3
New love addition. Gho has been added to our happy love, but circumstances prevent us from being together forever.

Ah, nothing quite ruins my day like a random friend's request. Get to frickin know me first. That means send me a deep PM full of thought provoking ideas, damnit.

I've gotten in trouble for some of the pictures on my profile, so I've gotten rid of most of them. It should also load faster/not cause computers to crash! Yay!

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jenny190 - Blue Dragon Tail
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moonlitlioness - 1595g
KainGorda - 1k, Blue Dragon Tail, Lucky 4Leaf Clover
Super Gay Bunny - Gray Polar Expedition Thermal Hat
PheonixDenz - Rainbow Clown Wig
Western Hime - 1k
Spoot-maker - Immaculate Bishop
ookami-dono - 5k
Jimenko - 3k
hehehe_lame - 1k
WolfNinjaLevi - 200g
Regal Corrosive - 10k
Lieutenant Chaton - 2 Feb 08 Letters
Kitsuneshonen - Pink Daffodil - Black Bouquet with White Ribbon, Valliant Knight
Thac - Enchanted Golden Trunk
mistercombine - 3500g


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Gho the Girl

My friend Richard cosplaying as Tohru Honda from Fruits Basket.

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Second dontation to Lex in ONE DAY. Uber win.

Second donation to Lex in ONE DAY. Uber win.

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My loverly gals. ; D


I'M the dom here, YOU two belong to ME.

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