Hey yol, it's me, LaSpanisho. I'm half-black and half-mexican, so my parents named me LaSpanisho to show my heritage. I think it's really cool because not a lot of people have that name. I've only met, like, 2 other people in my whole school. I live in Mexico in a town called El Bute, and it's pretty simpatico. I like playing with watermelunz and fitting cats inside them and then dropping them down out of my window. I live on the 68.1290th floor of my apartment building, and sometimes I accidentally hit people. I'z okay, though, because the watermelon juice is too far down to splash on me. My mom works as a handle measurer, and she measures the size of people's house's door's handles. My dad lives inside the cabinet. Well, i hope that now you kno a little more about me, so until next time, adios me comprendos.