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SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Lord Bob may cause severe brain damage, which may manifest in memory loss, fainting spells or numbness in the extremities.1. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Lord Bob is near.
2. Originally, Lord Bob could not fly!
3. It's bad luck for a flag to touch Lord Bob.
4. Lord Bob cannot swim!
5. Lord Bob will often glow under UV light!
6. Lord Bob is actually a vegetable, not a fruit!
7. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Lord Bob!
8. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Lord Bob.
9. Devoid of her cells and proteins, Lord Bob has the same chemical makeup as sea water!
10. Ellie Gee, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
11. Lord Bob is a rare species of the anatidae family.
12. In case of accidental overdose on Lord Bob, call your local Poison Control Center immediately.
13. Upon being introduced to a prism, Lord Bob is refracted into different wavelengths!
14. Lord Bob can survive in the vacuum of space!
15. It is believed that felines are the first to detect the presence of Lord Bob.
16. The modern telephone is manufactured with trace amounts of Lord Bob.
17. Lord Bob is the most common cause of power outages.
18. If one is to spin around three times while chanting "Lord Bob," it is believed that a crowd of South Carolinians will appear in the mirror!
Excuse me, I have some popcorn on my tongue.
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You can do all these things, but being with my friends is still the BEST.
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