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Why Aekea Lost Won the Olympics
And why it isn't a bad thing, burnt toast aside.
And why it isn't a bad thing, burnt toast aside.
We lost at the Escape the Fan game because we don't want to escape, we love the attention.
We lost at the ghostbusting game because we're not afraid of ghosts.
We lost at the vacuuming games because we're used to having robots do that kind of thing for us.
We lost at vacuuming games because we don't suck.
We lost at the click in order games because we're used to incredibly complicated calculations while building giant machines, and we can't believe anyone would waste our time on something that simple.
We lost at drive off the cliff because we aren't stupid enough to destroy our cars without GIANT explosions.
We lost at stop at the flag because our cars are souped up on speed.
We lost at the shooting games because we're too busy trying to fixed the ******** scopes on the rifles.
We lost at the good/bad games because we don't discriminate.
We lost at the crunches game because we don't need it, we're in perfect shape already.
We lost at the slashing games because only towns like Durem need to cut up the trash in their waterfalls themselves - we have intricate filtration systems run by machines.
We lost at washing Liam because that's a job best done slowly.
We lost at the heart-slashing game... because Liam stole them all before we could.
We lost at Enter the Code games because we're used to far more complexed codes and numbers.
We lost at the 'blow up the balloon' game because we're just not as full of hot air as the other teams.
We lost at "Connect, Avoid Virii" because we don't avoid Viruses. Our Firewalls take care of that."
We lost at Catch the Cats because we were too busy designing a dog version.
We lost at Spotlight because we all carry our own personal floodlights.
We lost at Connect the Dots because we were trying to make the dots shape robots, not bunnies.
We lost at Wash Mochi because he's just not as sexy as Liam.
We lost at all the "Don't" games because we don't like leaving a job unfinished.
We lost the Olympics because we were too busy being awesome. >D
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