Welcome to Wonderland
How about a nice cup of tea..?
Greetings, weary traveler, and welcome to my tea table. Come, now, don't be shy; sit down and make yourself comfortable. What's what you say? Oh, that is just a vicious rumor; we always
let you finish your tea here. Who told you that? Alice? Ah; she would. Well, none of the rumors you've heard about Wonderland are true anyway. Or maybe they are? You'll just have to find out for yourself.
Oh, you're in the mood to converse? Wonderful! Ah... but you're not going to recite, are you? I get all of that I can stand from my Caterpillar friend. Hm? Oh, good. Well, you can find everything you need to know about me here. Look around to your heart's content! Go on, you can take your tea.
After all, in Wonderland, it doesn't pay to leave your cup unattended.
B E W A R E T H E H A R E
Happy New Year, Everyone!
...here comes 2019...
<-- Art not by me, but the contributing artist was lost... let me know if you recognize this art so it can be credited properly!