Welcome to Wonderland
How about a nice cup of tea..?
Greetings, weary traveler, and welcome to my tea table. Come, now, don't be shy; sit down and make yourself comfortable. What's what you say? Oh, that is just a vicious rumor; we always
let you finish your tea here. Who told you that? Alice? Ah; she would. Well, none of the rumors you've heard about Wonderland are true anyway. Or maybe they are? You'll just have to find out for yourself.
Oh, you're in the mood to converse? Wonderful! Ah... but you're not going to recite, are you? I get all of that I can stand from my Caterpillar friend. Hm? Oh, good. Well, you can find everything you need to know about me here. Look around to your heart's content! Go on, you can take your tea.
What's that? You want to know more about me, personally? Well, alright. I'll direct you here
if you want to know a little more about me, and if you're interested in that strange voice in my head, you can read about her here
. Do you like stories? Because I did end up chronicling my adventures to save that ridiculous Jelly God, which was, for some reason, commonly referred to as Frontier Skies. You can read about that here