AboutThey call me Bowties.
I run The Gory Details.
I'm an artist. I am not a drawer. Clothes don't go in me.
I'm a writer.
I'm a photographer.
I'm a rebel.
I hate school to the point of wanting to put a pencil in my Gym teacher's temple. I had the pencil ready or anything. The only thing redeeming is art class.
I live in the land of 10, 000 lakes.
No, bitches, I don't live in a shack on a lake.
I am a grammar Nazi.
Hell, I might as well be Grammar Hitler.
I talk with my hands, bot literally and figuratively.
Figuratively being that I'm Italian, and Italian's hands talk more than their words.
Literally being that I'm learning ASL, or American Sign Language.
I love TGD. They're my lovers.
I generally don't give a s**t about what the public thinks.
When teachers ask me what I need to improve on, I say, "I think I need to care more."
The Vlogbrothers are amazing.
I love WRock.
I say naughty words too often.
Lady Emergency is my TGD persona.
The Gory Details live up to their name; check out our Collab story project. www.fictionpress.com/~thegorydetails Scroll down and find "The Gory Games." I promise you, it's worth it!
I love the MOA.
I love the MIA.
I love writing random s**t about myself.
If someone breaks into your house and you have a knife with you, don't aim for the head. Aim for the feet, then they can't run away on their bloody nubs.