Stuff I'll tell you.

Hello I'm Momentie, I'm old enough to drink and live in the northwest U.S. Something not apparent here is I'm rather religious and am willing to discuss a wide variety of topics based on that, otherwise looking about my profile should give you a decent idea of what I'm like. I'm random at times but still enjoy my routines. I'm a bit of an introvert to start out with but enjoy spending time with my friends. I'm prone to be a tad emo but I have a handle on it and hate cutters and those who b***h about their lives. I flirt with just about anyone female but I'm taken so don't get wrapped up in it. I prefer cats (if you hadn't noticed.) but am rather found of most animals. I don't accept random friend requests, it's just annoying. Also, if you're here to ask for a handout, (and not on my friend list) you're just wearing out your fingers. Even if you are on my friend list, I wouldn't hold your breath... I don't get on much and thus don't have much gold, what I do have I'm less than liberal with. Don't like it? Not my problem. I think that's about it for that.



Girl: Do I Ever Cross Your Mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do You Like Me?
Boy: Not Really.
Girl: Do You Want Me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would You Cry If I Left?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would You Die For Me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would You Do Anything For Me?
Boy: No.
Girl: What would u choose, Me or your Life?
Boy: My Life.
Girl Runs Away In Shock And Pain And Boy Runs After Her And Says:
The Reason You Never Cross My Mind Is Because Your Always On My Mind
The Reason I Don't Like You Is Because I Love You
The Reason I Don't Want You Is Because I Need You
The Reason I Wouldn't Cry If You Left Is Because I Would Die If You Left
The Reason I Wouldn't Die For You Is Because I Would Live For You
The Reason I'm Not Willing To Do Anything For You Is Because I Would Do Everything For You
The Reason I Choose My Life Is Because You Are My Life!
-This I have because it proves that we (men) are more poetic than most women give us credit for. Don't always take our words at face value.-



1.) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2.) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3.) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4.) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5.) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6.) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7.) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8.) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9.) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10.) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11.) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12.) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13.) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14.) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15.) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16.) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17.) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
18.) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19.) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20.) Stand silently and motionless in, then announce in horror, whisper "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22.) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23.) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24.) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25.) Stare, grinning#
26.) You are pretending to be a FBI agent so you go into the elevator and there are two other guys in there you ask the guy next to you so what floor are you getting off on? the guy says floor 13.then you get out your walky talky and say commander is floor 13 clear commander says all clear.the guy says are you getting off on floor 13 you say NO WAY!!!!!then the elevator doors open once the guy walk off the elevator you say have a nice day once the guy walks off terrified the elevator doors close you ask the other guy in the elevator so what floor are you getting off on?
need, you could not be saved
And this is just plain fun.