The Saga of Jesse Jane
I'm in jail in a Texas town,
In my sister's wedding gown.
I drive a truck all night long,
Listening to Judy Garland songs.
Now I'm locked behind bars of steel;
I was just looking for a Happy Meal.
I parked my rig and I went inside.
They've never seen such a pretty bride.
I paid my bill and I turned around,
Facing every redneck in that one-horse town.
His face was red; his fist was clenched.
He threw his coke and he got me drenched.
Well, I guess that was the final straw.
I pulled a pistol from my Wonderbra!
I killed him dead; I killed 'em all!
And they finally caught me in the bathroom stall.
And now I'm doing ten to life,
But I'll tell you one thing, Bubba:
Someday I'm gonna make someone in here
A hell of a wife.
In my sister's wedding gown.
I drive a truck all night long,
Listening to Judy Garland songs.
Now I'm locked behind bars of steel;
I was just looking for a Happy Meal.
I parked my rig and I went inside.
They've never seen such a pretty bride.
I paid my bill and I turned around,
Facing every redneck in that one-horse town.
His face was red; his fist was clenched.
He threw his coke and he got me drenched.
Well, I guess that was the final straw.
I pulled a pistol from my Wonderbra!
I killed him dead; I killed 'em all!
And they finally caught me in the bathroom stall.
And now I'm doing ten to life,
But I'll tell you one thing, Bubba:
Someday I'm gonna make someone in here
A hell of a wife.
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