Read My Happy-ful Story!
The Happy Little Muffin!
Once upon a time there was a happy little muffin that everybody loved because he was so happy all of the time, but soon, people started growing jealous of the muffin's happiness, and wanted it for their own. Soon, the happy little muffin couldn't go anywhere without someone trying to steal his happiness! So the happy little muffin did the only thing he knew he could do, he took up his sword and declared a full scale war on humans. The muffin infiltrated the heavily fortified fort of the muffin man, and bribed him to make muffin soldiers for his growing army, and soon he had an army to rival that of all others! His campaign lasted many years, and he won many battles, and killed many humans until finally his campaign ended at mount Moredoe, where the muffin's army met a great army of humans. When the battle began, blood and icing shed the battlefield like confetti at a mexican birthday party! The happy little muffin's army was being torn apart by the humans soliders. He called for aid from Minieriths and Noman, but even then his army wasn't strong enough to defeat the dark one. The humans leader against the muffins, some fat guy who loved to eat muffins! The happy little muffin would not surender, he charged into battle, his sword held high, and cut the fat guys fingers off so that he could no longer eat the muffins. The fat guy fell to the ground and the seismic wave unleashed from his tubby body hitting the earth split mount moredoe in half! This realeased from it incrediby hot lava, which killed everything and anything on the face of the earth except for the muffinman in his lavaproof fort! He eventually got lonely and created the gingerbread man, but that's a different story that you will never get to hear.
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