Kusari Mitsukai

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Registered: 02/29/2008

Gender: Male

Birthday: 03/28/1989

Occupation: Cashier

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The Cool Guy Jimmy D Report | 03/30/2015 6:55 pm
The Cool Guy Jimmy D
Awesome essay....
shottta love Report | 10/10/2011 9:52 am
shottta love
Thank Yu for buying :3 nice profile btw smile
DarkForgoten Fallen Angel Report | 09/25/2011 11:13 am
DarkForgoten Fallen Angel
hi it's been awhile.
AngelSunami Report | 09/22/2011 12:55 am
I love you, but your presentation of me on your profile makes me sound like a b*tch. crying
Paansu Report | 09/08/2011 4:04 am
I just read your profile and am pretty sure you're my long lost black brother.
MaskedNightingale Report | 07/14/2011 10:08 am
Thanks for the buy! Happy adventuring in your new duds heart
rose_ daweson Report | 07/08/2011 9:10 am
rose_ daweson
hi i am looking to buy ur Bubble Power Transform! but i need to save the money for it do u think maybe u can save it until i get the money for it? smile thanks
Rassayana Report | 06/08/2011 6:43 pm
Thanks for buying! Also, I love you sig. Nice. smile
jmcoolguy14 Report | 05/09/2011 6:36 pm
can i buy Sulfuric Brawler for 20k
DarkForgoten Fallen Angel Report | 09/18/2010 11:11 am
DarkForgoten Fallen Angel
hi hi

STFU. KusKus Is Trying To Speak.

I'm your best friend. And no, you don't have a say in it. So shut up and read.

From what I've heard on the streets, my name's Kusari, but please feel free to call me whatever the f*ck you want. I'm not kidding either. You can call me Dipcrack Porkenbottom if you remember it better. But for the most part, people call me KusKus. And I'm not what you'd call normal or typical, but with all of this individuality being shoved down our throats, who would be these days?

I've always been the type of person to go against everything I was taught as a child, like washing my hands after sex. Or wearing clothes when company comes over. You know. The basic sh*t. So it's not surprising that, as an African-American, I despise just about all aspects of my "culture" as a whole: rap is just a few beats and autotuned poetry, BET makes us look fatter and lazier than we already are, and grills (the mouth kind, genius) are useless pieces of metal that probably cost more than a used car each. I believe it's all an embarrassment to myself and my race, and I'll never support such stupidity.

It's also not surprising that I love rock. Anything rock. Heavy metal, alternative, screamo, emo, goth, J-rock, grunge, punk, hardcore, 70s, 80s, 90s; you name it, I adore it. (Soft rock not included.) I also love goth and emo fashion, and hope to one day afford to dress the way those whiny rich boys do, but doubt that'll ever happen in this lifetime. Video games and anime are, by default on this site, my favorite hobbies. Got hooked on them both when I was a wee one, and haven't been able to shake the addictions. But don't think that I know nothing of Japanese culture. I've always been fascinated by the various customs and conditions of Japan, and hope to venture there more than just once for my own curiosities. Of course, if you want to play with me online, I own a PS3 (and wouldn't trade it for a piece-of-sh*t Xbox if it were the last system on earth) and my username's still Kusari Mitsukai. Look me up sometime; I play Modern Warfare 2 almost every night.

I also download loads of hentai every night, but that's something to PM me about.

In real life, I'm silent and obedient. I try to be as polite as possible to everyone I meet, and I always treat my friends with kindness. My philosophy is that everyone is right until proven wrong by facts and never opinions, for an opinion is only made wrong by other opinions. This is called perspectivism, and is a belief I hold in all seriousness. There is nothing in this world made of right and wrong. Only that which helps others or hurts others. And I can relate this to any religion at anytime. Talk with me about it if you like. It's much more interesting than it sounds.

Oh. Almost forgot to tell you. I'm married.

I know, I know. You totally wanted to f*ck me silly after the whole PS3 comment. But yeah, totally ball-and-chained on June 28th, 2009. And yes, this was in real life. Her username on Gaia is AngelSunami.

Let's see.. What else..?

I currently attend the University of Texas at San Antonio, trying to get my teaching certification so I can teach these bastard children in high school how to write a proper essay. You'd be surprised how sucky these college papers are, and it's because of the lenient high school education. I'm also thinking of minoring in sociology somewhere down the line. I work as a cashier in a gas station/convenience store, which would be totally awesome if the customers weren't so sh*tty, but it's a f*cking job. With money.

I think that's it.


What, are you still reading?
We're done here. You can go now.

Wanna Listen To Some b*tchin' Music, Bro?


You're not that hot. You're not that cool.
You really should've gone back to school;
It's much too easy to make you the fool,
And much more fun to make you my tool.

Piss off, wanker.

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