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ARO: Well, well, well. Looks like someone's been a very naughty girl.
BELLA: You don't understand! We didn't bite the baby. She's my own child! She's a hybrid.
CAIUS: Babies can't be cars.
MARCUS: Speaking of babies, I've got some juicy gossip regarding the father of Mariah Carey's bundle of joy! Stay tuned. Marcus…out!
ARO: What? What the hell does that even mean, Marcus? Stay tuned to what?
MARCUS: Marcus…in! It means I have all the dirt on celeb relationships. I'm starting my own talk show. Gonna call it "Mar-Mar's Bizness." It's gonna be totally viper! Marcus…out!
ARO: Did you just use "viper" as an adjective?
MARCUS: Marcus…in. Hell yeah. Viper explains my style and my flo. I'm just so viper! By the way, Tina Fey has a crush on Kevin Costner! Marcus…out!
ARO: I can't believe we hang out with you.
BELLA: So you'll let us go, right? You don't want to kill a valuable and powerful vampire hybrid.
ARO: Of course not. Why didn't you just call us and let us know? This could have been done over Skype.
[Aro packs up his things and heads back on the bus. Jasper jumps out of the tree.]
JASPER: Not so fast, Aro! I'm here to save the day!
ARO: What?
[Jasper moves sideways back and forth for a minute. Nothing happens.]
JASPER: You feel that? Huh? You feel that sideways action, Aro? I'm sideways running. It's over, man. You lose. It's over, turkey.
EMMETT: Um…Jazzy? You're not doing anything. You look really stupid. Why are you wearing kneepads?
JASPER: They make me look badass and in charge. Out of my way, Emmett. I don't want to accidentally murder you with my diagonal motion.
MARCUS: Those kneepads are viper, man.
EMMETT: But Aro is leaving. It was all a misunderstanding. You're being an a**.
JASPER: Shut up, Emmett! Is this about my scars? I'm pretty on the inside. Alice…now!
[Alice emerges from the woods screaming, riding on roller skates and carrying a baseball bat.]
ALICE: Agh! You messed with the wrong vampires!
[Alice then hits Aro in the legs with the bat. Aro doesn't flinch. Alice then looks around at her husband seemingly dancing side-to-side.]
ALICE: Um…did we win? Is that why you're dancing?
JASPER: [Out of breath] I'm wrecking this place up like a tornado of vengeance! Sideways is the best ways! Look out, Aro. You're about to be diago-NAILED!
BELLA: Aro's going home.
ALICE: So my plan worked?
EDWARD: Your plan for Jasper to move sideways while you ride roller skates?
ALICE: Yeah. We call it the "A.J. Special." It took us days to think up.
EDWARD: Um…good job.
JASPER: [Out of breath] I helped save everyone!
ESME: You sure did, my brave little man. You're getting a new air hockey table for being so strong.
JASPER: Yay!
QUIL: My girlfriend has chosen Cookie Monster to be her maid of honor at our wedding. The reception will be held at McDonald's