For All It's Worth....THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW DEFUNCT!!
i have revamped and remade this little monster
Feel free to bother me there!
Location: Right behind you....
Occupation: Trained War Machine; Specialized mercenary
'I don't know VAT happened! Vone second, it vas boiling fine, ze next it vas ON FIRE!'
'You were only supposed to BOIL the water! Not catch it on fire!'
'I KNOW! Zat's ze mystery of it all!!'
This is why War Machines don't cook....
This is in NO WAY really big enough to cause a concussion ... unless it has some outside forceful help. Rather, it is a normal journal, bound in soft suede. It might be the owner's lack of experience with keeping a log that has earned it its title.