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The name is Major Klaus Heinz von dem Eberbach. I work for NATO Intelligence (a bit of an oxymoron, in my opinion) and have control over 26 subordinates, whom I call the Alphabets. There are only a few that I go to when I need help, not that I need it often. I only rely on A, B, E, F, G, and Z. It's hard sometimes to rely on G, because he's a crossdresser and a little bit of a pervert. I think he has a crush on me, but I try hard to ignore it.I also have a major pain in my a** named Dorian Red, Earl of Gloria. He's also known as Eroica, the famous and elusive thief. It was because of that that we met initially. He visited Schloss Eberbach (my home in Bonn, Germany) and decided he wanted to steal my art collection, particularly "The Man in Purple" or as I refer to him as, "Pumpkin Pants". NO MAN SHOULD WEAR PANTS LIKE THAT! IT'S DISGRACEFUL! I only keep it because my father appreciates it. It's a portrait of Tyrian Persimmon, an ancestor. Even I'm vaguely aware of the incredible resemblance between him and me, since Lord Gloria loves to mention it. I won't give it to him because that would mean I would be giving into him, which I refuse to do.
I'm a bit of an art moron, never interested in paintings, music, or anything in that genre. I'm a man who appreciates metal, such as tanks, guns, the like. My most prized possession is my Magnum. I keep it with me at all times and it has taken many lives to protect me and the people around me.
I'm also a chain smoker. I can go through at least two, if not three, packs a day. I amaze my doctors because I have good lungs and a fit body. I jog a lot, in my line of work, and as recreation.
The only reason I am giving this much information out is that the Earl promised me he would leave me alone if I did so. Not that I expect him to. It would be a bloody miracle...
Hmm...I can't think too much of anything else to write. For me, actions speak louder than words. And if you think what I say is foolishness or you disagree with me, I'LL SEND YOU TO ALASKA! Or Antarctica if I'm really pissed at you and I don't want to see you again.
From Dorian: HE LOVES FRIED POTATOES AND SINGS "MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB" TO HIMSELF AT NIGHT TO GO TO SLEEP!
O.O *smacks him upside the head* IDIOT! DUMMARSCH! *squabbling takes place*
Questions? Comments? Send them please.
(THIS IS A ROLEPLAY ACCOUNT! I DO NOT SHARE KLAUS' VIEWS OF HOMOSEXUALITY. I AM A HOMOSEXUAL AND PROUD OF IT! I ALSO WOULD LOVE TO SEE KLAUS AND DORIAN TOGETHER SOME DAY! SO DON'T GET MAD AT ME!)
A Prince...
And his foppish Princess
R.I.P Michael Jackson 1958-2009. Though your song will not be sung from your lips again, though your heart no longer pours it's love into our world, your wings will lift you higher. You were taken too soon from this earth, an angel called back to God. Your memory and legacy will live on forever. You gave us the music, we must continue to sing in your absence.
"Will You Be There?" ~Michael Jackson
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