Put a * near the things u are and be honest or I'll come and rape u*I DONT WEAR MAKE-UP, so i MUST BE A NERD *I'm ADOPTED, so I MUST be unwanted. *I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. **I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. *I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. *I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. *I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b***h. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. *I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. *I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. *I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. *I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. *I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. **I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. *I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. *I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. **I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. *I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! *I'm PRETTY (or so I've been told...), so I MUST not be a virgin. **I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. *I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. *I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. *I'm INTO THEATER and ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. *I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be ******** them all. *I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. *I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. *I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. *I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. *I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. *I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.* I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. *I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. *I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. *I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. **I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff **I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks *I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect *I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black **I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. *I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. *I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. *I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie and Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. *I'm YOUNG (sort of), so I MUST be naive. *I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon *I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. *I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small p***s. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. *I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino(It's just really annoying). **I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. *I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a p***y. *I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. *I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. *I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.* *I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.(Shy in public) *I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. *I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b***h. **My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. **I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a b***h. *I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay *I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. **I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. **I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. *I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. *I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. **I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. *I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts *I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. *I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.(Would never do that) I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. *I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. *I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. *I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. *I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. *I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. *I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE *I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. *I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. *I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. **I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. *I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. *I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. *I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast *I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. *I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. *I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic b*****d. **I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. **I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. *I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. *I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. *I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. *I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. **I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (Just soft-hearted) **I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake *I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. **I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.*
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Its dark but you cant stop reading so really good ;P