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Mini Poem type thing.
~I hate it when you leave. It tears my heart in two.
Every time you say good-bye. I just want to be with you.
So before you leave. And say good eve.
Just remember this one thing.
I love you heart and soul.
I really really do.

Fred Weasley, along with his identical twin George, was born to Arthur and Molly Weasley on April 1, 1978; appropriately enough, April Fool's Day. He was raised at his family home of the Burrow, near Ottery St. Catchpole in Devon, England. In addition to his twin brother, Fred had three older brothers, Bill, Charlie and Percy, and younger siblings Ron and Ginny. The Weasley family was poor, but loving.

Fred and George enjoyed making mischief from a young age, and were quite a handful for their parents. It was not uncommon for explosions to be heard coming from the bedroom the two shared. They also greatly enjoyed teasing their brothers Percy and Ron. At the age of five, Fred transformed Ron's teddy bear into a giant spider, sparking his arachnophobia, after Ron broke his toy broomstick. When they were seven years old, Fred and George nearly succeeded in getting Ron to make an Unbreakable Vow; their father was so angry about this incident that Fred later said "his left buttock has never been the same since". Also, when he was five, he gave Ron an Acid Pop which burnt a hole through his tongue. One Christmas, Fred and George set off a Dungbomb under the chair of their great-aunt Muriel during a family dinner. The elderly witch most likely wrote the twins out of her will for this stunt, and stopped attending Christmas celebrations at the Burrow, which all the Weasley children were thankful for.

Mine damnit!

"George," said Fred, "I think we've outgrown a full-time education."
"Yeah, I've been feeling that way myself," said George lightly.
"Time to test our talents in the real world, d'you reckon?" asked Fred.
"Definitely," said George.
And before Umbridge could say a word, they raised their wants and said together, "Accio Brooms!"
"Yeah, Montague tried to do us during break," said George.
"What do you mean, 'tried'?" said Ron quickly.
"He never managed to get all the words out," said Fred, "due to the fact that we forced him head-first into that Vanishing Cabinet on the first floor."
Hermione looked very shocked.
"But you'll get into terrible trouble!"
"Not until Montague reappears, and that could take weeks, I dunno where we sent him," said Fred coolly.
"Has Ron saved a goal yet?" asked Hermione.
"Well, he can do it if he thinks no one is watching him," said Fred, rolling his eyes. "So all we have to do is ask the crowd to turn their backs and talk among themselves every time the Quaffle goes up on his end Saturday."
"Hey, look - Harry's got a Weasley sweater, too!" Fred and George were wearing blue sweaters, one with a large yellow 'F' on it, the other a 'G.'
"Harry's is better than ours, though," said Fred, holding up Harry's sweater. "She obviously makes more of an effort if you're not family."
"Why aren't you wearing yours, Ron?" George demanded. "Come on, get it on, they're lovely and warm."
"I hate maroon," Ron moaned half-heartedly as he pulled it over his head.
"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."
'So top grade's O for 'Outstanding,'" she [Hermione] was saying, "and then there's A-"
"No, E," George corrected her, "E for 'Exceeds Expectations.' And I've always thought Fred and I should've got E in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams."
“For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.” [Fred]

Aren't they cute?


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alovelyleo Report | 02/02/2016 4:04 pm
you're welcome! yum_puddi
Mindarrow Report | 04/02/2015 5:55 pm
I'm open to marriage, as long as you promise to be faithful♪
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Woo-hoo! Rain!
Captain Fordo Report | 02/18/2015 7:23 pm
Captain Fordo
Hi, I think we should get to know each other before doing the big step haha.
Shadow Delight Report | 02/16/2015 10:45 am
Shadow Delight
And you too! Or as I like to call it, Singles Awareness Day!
Naw thanks biggrin
Shadow Delight Report | 02/15/2015 6:57 am
Shadow Delight
Gah - why do that? Friday the 13tn sad Of course I had an exam that day! Good thing I am not overly superstitious!
Sir Spazalots Report | 11/12/2014 3:31 pm
Sir Spazalots
yeah it has
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Sir Spazalots
oh umm thanks o.o
Shadow Delight Report | 06/20/2014 11:24 am
Shadow Delight
Glad to hear it!!
I am good, going to a costume party tomorrow night so I am buzzing lol! Costumes are my THANG!!
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Shadow Delight
Haaay!! How you doing!? heart


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