AboutI don't care much for what people think. I tend to find their opinions useless. i have a strong personality and even though i can be really nice and am extremely loyal to my friends, I can still come off as a b***h.
And because I'm tired of people asking for pics, which I don't do, this is a description of me:
Short blonde hair
shapely but skinny
slightly tanned skin
I keep getting in trouble for this so let me just state; I do not do relationships on gaia. Anything that happens is just good fun and is not to be taken seriously, as I will not. If you cannot handle that, do not pursue me, cause you will get emotionally hurt.
" i'd rather be hated for who i am than be liked for who i am not."
" i never exaggerate. i just remember big."
"the height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it."
"Life is pain, anyone who tells you differently is selling something."
"This world is but a canvas to our imagination."
she fakes a happy smile each and every day faking all her happiness throwing her life away
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
Life is short and we have not too much time for gladdening the hearts of those who are travelling the darkway with us.Oh, be swift to love!Make haste to be kind."
"Feet, why do I need them if I have wings to fly?"
"In your tears and in your blood. In your fire and in your flood. I heard you laugh, I heard you sing. I wouldn't change a single thing...For you I'd wait til Kingdom come. Until my days, my days are done. So say you'll come and set me free. Just say you'll wait, you'll wait for me" -Coldplay
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
eful energy.You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.
"When life gives you lemon, make grape juice...then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."
(the actual quote) "When life gives you lemon, make lemonade."
“I’m jealous of every girl that has hugged you, because for just the one moment she held my whole world.”
"My life is like a puzzle, and when I try to fix it my whole world fell into place, because it was a picture of you."
"Boys are like clowns, they try to make you laugh, yet they scare you at the same time."
"You broke my heart, and left me to put the pieces back together, but there’s one piece missing--you."
"If the only way for me to be with you is in my dreams, then let me sleep forever."
"I said your boyfriend was gay, and he hit me with his purse."
"I swear I’d rip my heart out if you said you’d be impressed."
"The truth may hurt, but your lies will kill me."
"Don’t tell me the sky is the limit, when there are footprints on the moon."
"It was the perfect crime, I stole his heart, and he stole mine."
"I know I have a heart, because I can feel it breaking."
"Don’t make someone your everything, because when they leave, you have nothing.
"Stealing one idea is plagiarism. Stealing many is research."
"If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them."
"I don’t suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it."
"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly"
"My goal in life is to hurt you, severely."
"That which doesn't kill you...will most likely succeed the second time."
"I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert."
"If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!"
"My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems."
"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die."
"you’re just jealous cause the little voices talk to me."
"Of course I’m out of my mind...it's dark and scary in there!"
"Curiosity killed whoever got in my way."
"I know the voices aren’t real, but they have some pretty good ideas."
"I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up."
“If you’re gonna die, then die, but do it right.”
"Straw's cheaper, grass is free, buy a farm and get all 3.”
"If looks could kill, you'd be dead."
"Take a picture, it lasts longer."
"Stupid people do stupid things, smart people out-smart each other."
"If you can't live without me, then why aren't you dead yet?"
"I'm in shape... Round's a shape, isn't it?"
"Have I told you lately that I hate every single last one of you?"
"I know karate, kung-fu, and 47 other dangerous words."
"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend forever."
You've never been a person to lean on, but rather a person who has made leaning unnecessary."
"Knock, maybe I'll answer the door, when I decide that I'm home..."
"Hindsight is always 20/20."
Some people are like a slinky; not really good for anything but you can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
One should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
Two wrongs don't make a right. But three rights make a left
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools
STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk that desperately deserves it.
STRESSED is DESSERTS spelled backwards
Never argue with a stupid person. First they'll drag you down to their level. And then they'll beat you with experience.
Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes
Nothing would ever get done if it weren't for the last minute
Don't take life too seriously-it's not like you're getting out alive
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
I can only please one person a day. Today’s no good and tomorrow isn’t looking good either
You can't change who you are or the past, so suck it up and deal with it.
"I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth..."
"Support your local undertaker and DROP DEAD!"
"If you're willing to jump... I'm willing to watch you hit the ground..."
Lessons of life
Indolent means: To free from pain.
“Time flies when you are with the one you love. And minutes are eternity when you are not.”
“Two years will be nothing with you by my side, but two months without you...is hell.”
Moments had been years. Seconds had become centuries...and minutes...were eternity. One day would take forever, the night would be even longer, and the next day would be even longer than the previous day and night put together.
“The hardest thing in life is loving the person right next to you and knowing they love someone else.”
Live like you ain’t afraid to die. Don’t be scared just enjoy your ride.
Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened
Silence. Sometimes, the nicest sound in the world. Other times, the sound that you dread the most.
"The only promise anyone should ever worry about is that they will wake up and breathe tomorrow; and even that isn't guaranteed."
"You don’t give up on the people you love, its not right, it’s like telling your heart not to beat, and telling your soul not to feel, it’s just not possible."
"The best advice I can give you is to ignore advice. Life is too short to be distracted by the opinions of others."
"I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke 3 times
once when it's said
once when it's explained to me
once five minutes later when I finally get it"
"Who ever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door."
"Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you they don’t laugh."
"Last night I played a blank tape at full blast, the mime next door when nuts."
"When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."
"Last night I was laying in my bed, looking up at the star, when I realized...where the hell is my ceiling?"
"It's not when animals attack its when people do stupid things to get themselves bitten."
"How can I miss you if you don't go away?"
"I'm busy, your ugly have a nice day."
"Everyone's entitled to be stupid...But your just abusing the privilege."
"The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?"
"A skater broke my heart...So I broke his board."
"If you aren't remembered, then you never existed."
"Don't take life so seriously, or you'll never get out of it alive."
"In the end, I believe people are still good at heart."
"Everybody makes mistakes. That's why they put erasers on the end of pencils."
"When caught between two evils, chose the one you know best."
"I am not afraid of storms, for I have learned how to sail my ship."
"Like a slap on my a** by a lipstick-kissed elbow glove."
"There's more vodka in this piss than there is piss."
"An eye for an eye makes the whole world go blinde."
"You sold me queer giraffes."
"Alcohol is the motivation of writers."
"The artist is the creator of beautiful things. To reveal art and conceal the artist is art's aim."
Self-Adhesive Name Badge Do not apply to leather, suede, velvet, corduroy, vinyl, plastic, or silk. - (Fact - I have actually seen this on the back of a name tag)
“Some people like happy endings, some are realistic.”
"The mind can calculate, but the spirit yearns, and the heart knows what the heart knows."
" Lynn, Lynn city of sin, if you go to heaven they won't let you in."
"Whatever our struggles and triumphs, however we may suffer, all too soon they bleed into a wash just like the watery ink on paper."
"I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead."
"I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!"
"I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet."
"Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker."
"There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it."
"EdxEnvy... sinfully obvious."
"Evil, was never so cute and fuzzy."
"You did WHAT with my midol!"
"No I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a girl who would be pissed if she heard me say that."
"I can't sleep, clowns will eat me."
"I see stupid people, there's so many."
"I see you're playing stupid again, looks like you're winning."
"Therapy is expensive, but bubble wrap is free."
"The cheese fell off your cracker a long time ago, didn't it?"
"What do you mean you think he's pregnant?"
"I'm not reading porn!"
"I'm not reading lesbian porn!"
"I hate life, that's why I killed mine years ago."
"Life is a b***h. your wife's bitchy. your children are bitches. what more can a man wish for?"
"the high cost of living is death." (that, I got from the internet.)
Woman runs into a party, dress nicely: "sorry, I'm late. I had to kill my husband and his whore, and then I had to bury them in the neighbor's backyard while they were away on vacation. I also had to change because of the blood stain, clean up the evidence and blow up my house for cleansing of sins, so...what were you guys doing?"
Man: I just found out my weakness: water
Man 2: so that's the reason why you haven't bathe for 32 years
Teenage Boy: I HATE NARUTO! HE'S STUPID, ANNOYING AND THE SHOW ******** SUCKS! THE AUTHOR ALSO SUCKS! EVEN THE ANIME DRAWER! NARUTO IS A PISSY BRAT! (etc. etc.)
The next day the teenage boy died of a horrible death.
"Insult me and feel my brother's wrath."
"Love hurts so does a knife to the chest."
"what would you rather feel? the pain of your spouse's betrayal or the knife that's being plunging into you."
"I lusted a boy. he lusted me. we both died of AID. the end."
"I have a love for you, but the distance of the Atlantic Ocean is killing it."
"can you still love me after you've known the fact that I want everyone to die with me after I die because I don't want to be alone?"
Woman: give me sex! give me love!
Man: what's the difference?
"the rain is falling on me. here you shall be. beside me, while I get struck by lightening."
"kill me before I admit you're beautiful. kill me before I love you. kill me before I kiss you. kill me before I make you mine."
Woman: I swore to never lie
Man: you said you didn't love me
Woman: I know...I lied
"to reach my heart, first give me yours."
"I need to see you to love you, but even then I might still hate you."
"I am legally evil."
"Sue me and I'll give you something to sue."
"rape my daughter, I'm on my period."
Therapist: you're in denial
Patient: I am not in denial!
Patient: if a therapist is telling a non-denial patient that she's in denial, making her believe she's in denial, making the therapist stay in denial, making them both stay in denial, isn't that denial?
"I hate life...that's why I ran in front of a truck, but they save me and now I'm a vegetable. now I don't know that I hate life, but somewhere in those damaged tissues of brain, I know I hate life.
"The horns are there to hold up my halo."
Somebody: J, do you like veggie? no, I hate veggie. why do you hate veggies? why do you hate veggies? (laugh) I don't know.
Somebody Else: Jim, time for your medicine!
Person 1: (picks up phone) hello?
Person 2: ... (click)
ten minutes later.
Person 1: hello? hello?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: hello? you know you should really answer when you call someone. this sucks. did you just call to see who would pick up or do you like to taunt people. at least say wrong number so the other person on the other line know that you can speak proper English!
Person 2: ...uh, wrong number?
Person 1: oh, so now you say wrong number!
Woman: HURRYY UP!
Man: patience is a virtue
Woman: I DON'T THINK THE WALL THAT’S CRUSHING US KNOWS THAT!
"Life is either a party or a living hell. Take your choice. I personally like the choice with the world domination, but who am I to be picky?"
"Screw the world! Who needs it anyway? It's not like it does anything!"
"If anyone has a noble act to stop me, you might as well put it in your will."
"Logic is panics prey."
"you laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same."
"Start at the beginning. When you get to the end, stop."
"There’s always a catch, a hidden cost. Just ask any telemarketer."
"Let the neighbors think they saw a flying pizza."
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."
"In order for it to begin, it must have an ending. This has no ending, and I doubt it will anytime soon."
"If you can keep your head when all those about you are loosing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation."
"When things are going badly, they will get worse. When things are as bad as they can possibly get, the impossible will happen. And when things appear to be getting better, you have probably overlooked something."
"Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women."
"Sometimes I feel like the whole worlds against me. Then I remember that that isn't true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral."
"Life is unfair. Everything else is just a mild inconvenience."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"Heero, there is a very big, very red and very much on-fire bird staring at me." - Duo, Parallel
"If all else fails, hit it with a big hammer."
"Laundry Math: 1 Washer 1 Dryer 2 Socks = 1 Sock"
"Anything that can't possibly in a million years go wrong, will go wrong. Anything that seems right, is putting you into a false sense of security. If everything seems great, it’s already gone wrong. The only time you're right, is when it’s about being wrong. The only times something's right, is when everyone agrees it’s wrong."
"If tomorrow was today, then everyone would be happy. Alas, it will never happen, for tomorrow will never come."
"Nothing is as easy as the expert makes it seem."
"Haste makes waste."
Paul Harvey Writes:
We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse. For my grandchildren, I'd like better.
I'd really like for them to know about hand me down clothes and homemade ice cream and leftover meat loaf sandwiches. I really would.
I hope you learn humility by being humiliated, and that you learn honesty by being cheated.
I hope you learn to make your own bed and mow the lawn and wash the car.
And I really hope nobody gives you a brand new car when you are sixteen.
It will be good if at least one time you can see puppies born and your old dog put to sleep.
I hope you get a black eye fighting for something you believe in.
I hope you have to share a bedroom with your younger brother/sister. And it's all right if you have to draw a line down the middle of the room, but when he wants to crawl under the covers with you because he's scared, I hope you let him.
When you want to see a movie and your little brother/sister wants to tag along, I hope you'll let him/her.
I hope you have to walk uphill to school with your friends and that you live in a town where you can do it safely.
On rainy days when you have to catch a ride, I hope you don't ask your driver to drop you two blocks away so you won't be seen riding with someone as uncool as your Mom.
If you want a slingshot, I hope your Dad teaches you how to make one instead of buying one.
I hope you learn to dig in the dirt and read books.
When you learn to use computers, I hope you also learn to add and subtract in your head.
I hope you get teased by your friends when you have your first crush on a boygirl, and when you talk back to your mother that you learn what ivory soap tastes like.
May you skin your knee climbing a mountain, burn your hand on a stove and stick your tongue on a frozen flagpole.
I don't care if you try a beer once, but I hope you don't like it. And if a friend offers you dope or a joint, I hope you realize he is not your friend.
I sure hope you make time to sit on a porch with your Grandma/Grandpa and go fishing with your Uncle.
May you feel sorrow at a funeral and joy during the holidays.
I hope your mother punishes you when you throw a baseball through your neighbor's window and that she hugs you and kisses you at Hannukah/Christmas time when you give her a plaster mold of your hand.
These things I wish for you - tough times and disappointment, hard work and happiness. To me, it's the only way to appreciate life.
Written with a pen. Sealed with a kiss. I'm here for you. And if I die before you do, I'll go to heaven and wait for you.
Paul Harvey RIDDLE:
When asked this riddle, 80 of kindergarten kids got the answer, compared to 17 of Stanford University seniors.
What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, And if you eat it, you'll die?
"If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humor was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex!"
"No one is more enslaved than a slave who doesn't think they're enslaved."
"Everybody likes the underdog, because everybody feels like the underdog. No matter how successful you are, you always think, No one's being nice enough to me!"
"With every project you do, you bring out a part of yourself, and it seems to be quite a good way of expanding a person."
"I dropped out of Oxford, and now I only speak Russian with the woman who gives me a bikini-wax. See what Hollywood does to you?"
“If someone had told me when I was 19 that I was a bit funny-looking, can you go on a diet? I would’ve jumped off a building.”
"I don't think he liked being in a cage and wouldn't stop masturbating and humping his bowl."
"Before they were soldiers, they were family. Before they were legends, they were heroes. Before there was a nation, there was a fight for freedom."