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bullly on 02/26/2021

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Why don't you give me a call luv?

King of the WORLD Murdoc's avatar

Birthday: 06/06

Whosis? Things I've said of course!

"Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy."
-M. Niccals commenting on beer

"I'm Murdoc Niccals, and I'm up for anything, anytime."
-M. Niccals talking about how he is up for anything

"You sir, are a bloated backwards waste of space who'll probably end up getting yourself a job holding up for sale signs on street corners, only to be replaced by a bucket of soil!"
-M. Niccals talking to Tony Chopper, moments before his first nose fracture (god that hurt)


"Kids, eh? Little treasures. I love them. Couldn't eat a whole one though."
M. Niccals commenting on his love of children


"Sexy, edgy, dangerous'. If you Google my name, those are the first three words you see."
M. Niccals telling the truth


"The future... Has finally come on... Does that make sense? It does? Great..."
M. Niccals making a rather deep comment about the world we live in.

(All of these sexy quotes were once said by me, I will charge you £20.00 to use my quotes... That means you Tony)

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Soft Dad Report | 02/20/2012 6:16 pm
Soft Dad
i got happy pills =w=
Soft Dad Report | 02/20/2012 4:37 pm
Soft Dad
hey how r u?
2DGorillaz23 Report | 02/19/2012 6:03 am
2DGorillaz23
I woz only tryin' to be nice, no shame in and ow! *rubs temples*
2DGorillaz23 Report | 02/13/2012 8:22 am
2DGorillaz23
Hey Murdoc, hows it going?
Soft Dad Report | 07/20/2011 12:16 am
Soft Dad

*pats ur junk* miyao!
Dr Murdoc Niccals Report | 07/08/2011 6:22 pm
Dr Murdoc Niccals
XD

Now I'm doing bad translations, it's funny:
Original text:

"Is the slender man a ghost?"

...56 translations later we get:

"He loves me, or a person."
http://www.cheatingtranslators.com/bad-translator
Dr Murdoc Niccals Report | 07/08/2011 5:45 pm
Dr Murdoc Niccals
I know right? Now to teach Cortez some of these things, eh?
Dr Murdoc Niccals Report | 07/07/2011 4:27 pm
Dr Murdoc Niccals
XD

I'm just watching some Animorphs but I think you'll like this: Terry the raven
Dr Murdoc Niccals Report | 07/07/2011 12:55 pm
Dr Murdoc Niccals
Hello
Soft Dad Report | 06/19/2011 2:37 pm
Soft Dad
.....donkey balls
 
 
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