oh, you flatterer you! maybe i will. my rhymes have often been marveled at.
personal favorite: "lie" and "butterfly." how's that for DEEP HIDDEN MEANING?
i got a postcard from your college today, hehe.
i luf juuuuuuuuuu!
oh i'm so glad you liked it.
i was worried.
not petrified, but definitely anxious.
short posts are totally oatally okiedokie cool with me!
especially since we're in the middle of conversation and there's less to write about.
shush you, no one's better than anyone here and you are a fabulous writer dahhhhling <3
i can't wait to read your delightfully short post!
i love you toooooooooo <3
oh gosh sophie that sounds horrible what an annoying situation with your roommate!
do not fear, i totally understand and you sound super frazzled
so if you can't get a post up for a while don't sweat it at all,
your term paper is more important hahaha
I HOPE IT WORKS OUT. i loooove you take a bath with nice-smelling salts or something
YES IT'S YOUR EVIL NAME BUT THAT'S NOT A GOOD THING!
I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A CAPE AND A REALLY UGLY FURRY RUFFLY SUIT THING THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE AN ANTEATER
AND YOU'RE GOING TO RUE THE DAY YOU EVER TOOK THE NAME SOPHIE MCLIARBONES
EVEN THOUGH IT IS AN AWESOME NAME OF COURSE SEEING AS I GAVE IT TO YOU AND ALL.
AND GUESS WHAT? HITLER'S MUSTACHE ISN'T DUMB.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD EVEN SAY THAT. WHO ARE YOU? HAVE WE MET? WHERE'S SOPHIE?
UMMMMMM HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN WHAT HITLER LOOKS LIKE? HE'S ******** GORGEOUS. AND SMART. AND HEAVENLY.
AND HAS REALLY REALLY CUTE PARAKEETS. DUH.
UGH I WILL NEVER NOT HATE YOU! ER NEVER NOT NOT EVER NOT NO NEVER ... HATE YOU.