About the Pokeplushies Addict
German girl trying to become part of Canada <( ^.^ )>Kijame©
PRODUCT RESTRICTIONS
The Kijame© is limited to FRIENDS ONLY – all other access is denied. Emotional and sexual needs are NOT supported by this model.
USER MANUAL
Is compatible with most consoles, PS2, Wii, etc – Once installed it will remain stationary and may only be physically removed.
Can act as partner in crime whilst on pub-crawl, although caution must be exercised – Excessive intake of alcohol may result in loss of motor functions, technical difficulties and a giggling heap on the ground⁄floor.
Can be used in philosophical discussions in apropriate environment – Need to be topped up with either tea or hot chocolate.
May be used as human shield during scary parts in horror films – The Kijame© is unafraid and will protect you.
The Kijame© is safe around children, animals and plants.
If you want to keep your Kijame© happy, please give her Anime and Manga on a daily basis (Yaoi is very recommended).
If not she will become sad very soon and (in the worst case) may activate emo-mode, which will be hard to reverse.
MODES
The Kijame© comes with these modes
SLEEP (standby)
CHILL OUT
SOCIAL
SESSION
The modes will occur at random and are non negotionable.
EMO - you better not let it go this far... It could be the last thing you'll have noticed. This mode is almost irreversable, so you better handle Kijame© as recommended.
WARNING!
Avoid damaging the Kijame© at all times, this will result in heavy fines – either, emotional or physical, complete with denied access.
The Kijame© does not obey orders as it comes fully downloaded with free will – It will think, say and behave as it pleases independently of outer influences.
Excessive exposure is cautioned as product is addictive.
Avoid cold and rain – product not waterproof.
LAST BUT NOT LEAST
Comes complete with BoMD and a smile.
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I forgot how we meet. LOL.
I forgot how we meet. LOL.