cartman:butterskotch candy?
kenny:mummble mumble
cartman:wattdya mean kennie?!!?!?!!?
kenny:mumble grumble mumble
cartman:giant duche how could u be so dumb!
kenny:mumble grumble
cartman:turd sandwidge, u wanna fukin duche as ur school maskot
kenny:mumble
cartman:giant duche sorry...wait i aint gettin pushed around by u!
kenny:mumble mumble
action:cartman grabs knife and staps kenny:
police:im arresting u eric theodore micheal angelo butwank cartman for murder
******** this kenny died 1243 times were the ******** were u then
police:fine ill just take ur trapper keeper
cartman:but its programed to my fingerprints if anyone else but me touches it spikes come out and rips ur hands off
police:no it wont
cartman:go on then touch it
policesurprisedk, i will
cartman:go on
police:no later
cartman:he he he my trapper keeper
police:butterskotch candy?
cartman:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is a random epic short story about south park
alex add me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sean is leaving gaia exclaim
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kenny:mummble mumble
cartman:wattdya mean kennie?!!?!?!!?
kenny:mumble grumble mumble
cartman:giant duche how could u be so dumb!
kenny:mumble grumble
cartman:turd sandwidge, u wanna fukin duche as ur school maskot
kenny:mumble
cartman:giant duche sorry...wait i aint gettin pushed around by u!
kenny:mumble mumble
action:cartman grabs knife and staps kenny:
police:im arresting u eric theodore micheal angelo butwank cartman for murder
******** this kenny died 1243 times were the ******** were u then
police:fine ill just take ur trapper keeper
cartman:but its programed to my fingerprints if anyone else but me touches it spikes come out and rips ur hands off
police:no it wont
cartman:go on then touch it
police surprised k, i will
cartman:go on
police:no later
cartman:he he he my trapper keeper
police:butterskotch candy?
cartman:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is a random epic short story about south park
alex add me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sean is leaving gaia exclaim