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hey! i have a beast friend pastryotaku she is the best and got me started on gaia which also kelly jackson isnt my real name i just write short stories and that is my main characters name almost always biggrin i hope that u all like my profile and that u friend me xd : 3noddingthis always makes me cry
A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road...
Girl: Slow down. I?m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it?s not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It?s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
..*..If you love someone this much put this on your site.
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